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FRIDAY ~  PART TWO

[ Part One ]

RAKE-MASTER : £1 PER RAKE !

We did manage to see Tiga and Monty and a host of other wannabes. But most interesting of all was the fact that each game had their own 'Rake-master', who followed round each golfer raking the bunkers behind them - how lazy is that ! Apparently they are on £1 a rake, so they must hope that get placed with a right muppet. Apparently Dunkly saw the same one at the European Athletics last weekend at the long jump pit - now that is a cushy job - as you're guaranteed a rack every time, ching ching !

Here we see (from da left) Tiger Wood's Porter (as Greesham called them) some rubbish golfer, Tiger himself, a female Rozzer and the 'rake-master'.

WHO GOT THE BIGGEST CHEER OF THE DAY? BRIAN OF COURSE

Imagine our joy to find out there was a golfer playing called Brian ....Gay, not a word of a lie - how ironic ! Below is a picture of the man himself and his 'porter'. Do you think someone in the club house was having a laugh when they put him in a pink bib! Brian did manage to get a standing ovation from 8 "very funny" golf fans on the 15th green "Come on Gay" ! Where else in the world can you shout that?

GREESHAM PULLS IT OUT OF THE BAG

"Sandwich of death" was a revelation, invented by Greesham, played by the lads lost by Hilly and Craven. 

Tour Game #2
In order to play you require the following:
1 non see-through loaf bag
1 loaf
Assortment of 'normal' sandwich fillings
Bottle of Tabasco
Some f**k off hot chillies
Make up the sandwiches as normal except make one with only Tabasco and the hot chillies, then place this "death sandwich" randomly amongst the others. Then each player selects a sandwich in turn, if they get the "death sandwich" they then have to eat it all, without water until they have finished. 
This caused great humour on the No. 7 bus and on the 15th Green grandstand, especially when Craven broke/cheated, then went red, sweated, broke some more and then drunk 1 litre of water - I thought he was gonna die ! 
Great game, much fun, try it out with Granny this Christmas !

Golf poster -it wasn't us

After a few beers, watching some more golf, getting a 'quiet please' sign for "Hot Rodd's niece" meeting up with Cheesney we headed for the train, waited 30 minutes then realised it was going the wrong way ! Upon leaving the station at Lytham and St Annes, we came across this rather amusing sign that had been defaced by one of Greeshams mates..............

FRIDAY NIGHT EVENTUALLY

We eventually headed for the bright lights of Brother-pool (sadly no photos) but we had several beers of death (one which Craven wont forget and was later to reap his revenge), points where had, assists were made, both Craven and HR had a 'stag do', dancing took place, kebabs were eaten, Hot Rodd got locked out, and Bunny went swimming, but this was nothing compared to Saturday night..........

Its gets even wetter trust me.....

coming soon.......SATURDAY !