Photo 1

"Following a raid on the suspected ringleader of the Sunderland Swingers Society, Police display there findings of an inflatable gimp, an assortment of teeth-torn briefs and a handcuff damaged headboard"
Dee Oddgy, Luton

Runner up

"T's underwear always get me going"
Sir Dunkly of Donnie

"An Asylum Seeker arrives in the North East with all his possessions, that being his celebrity pant collection and the headboard once used by Mike Atherton"
Mr P Nesshead, York

Photo 2

" Lockey and HR experiment with new love aid and declare : " It worked for us! "
Dellboy, Essex

Runner up
"If I wear this in bed will Hot Rodd still piss on me?"
Sir Dunkly of Donnie

"Jonas asks HR what he uses for protection with the laydees. HR replies, “I wear this on my head and no birds go near me”
Mr Y Thrunts, Bristol

Photo 3

"Zaney, demonstrates to Wheeler the ancient Kiwi art of how not to leave any finger prints when sheep shaggin"
Jock Strapp, Aberdeen

Runner up
"The doctors prescription for my wa*king problems were working well"
Scott, S.Yorkshire

"The (very) eastern aussie demonstrates the art of finger pulling, after getting it wrong 3 times, they try again."
Mr Paul Narnee, Coventry

"My modern art statue of wheeler. Next years turner prize winner?"
Sir Dunkly of Donnie

Photo 4

"Dellboy tells the world : " Hit me with the nipple clamps ! "
Dellboy, Essex

Runner up
"The new Roddell chest hair growth ointment clear needs refining"
Mr G Lic, France

"Newsflash: The Roddell special xmas breast implants go on sale today"
Ralf Hurris, Brisbane

Photo 5

"Harry doesn’t look to impressed when Ivan says “lets do it without the ropes”
Ken Dodd, Essex

Runner up
"Ivan's Stag Do in Wales is poorly attended as he needs to rope in a local man and the stripper in participate in the days activities"
Luke Skiwulker, Norwich

Photo 6

Look at our invisible Python !
Dellboy, Essex - yet again !

Runner up
"During a school game of cricket Youngy, Neil and AP get stuck in the slips awaiting one of Roddys bowls to land."
Mr N Husane, Bombay, India

Photo 7

"Greek couple show of their new 'Roddy' inflatable sex doll. Comes with
authentic features such as cheesy grin and bad hair."
Smashie, Essex

Runner up
"Roddy wins the 'Holiday Pull a Pig' competition once again"
Smashie, Essex

"Local Greeks show off the statue they found washed up on their shore of the ex-semi-pro footballer"
Mo Dell, Goole 

"Who said he lived in a small village? As Roddy meets the in-laws"
Ms O Bees, USA