Disco Derek


	Musik^* Page with Disco Derek - "He knows young peoples music"
	* (note miz-zpelling is b-cauz I am kool)

Being in touch with the young people I know what is hip and happening on the avenue. Whether its 'bangin houses' or 'uplifting trancing' you is doing, I am that man. The Hot Rodd has asked me to share this wealth of knowledge so you know what you should be spinning on your CD decks - word to your parents

The Album (Virgin) - various artists

Been out several weeks

Who should make a purchase of this:
This will be the soundtrack for the festivals that plenty of young people will be attending this summer, you know the sort of thing where we all drink too much and just go really crazy. The double CD features most of the bands that will be playing V2001 - Coldplay, Muse, Feeder, Toploader, JJ72, Placebo, Star(hello)sailor, Divine Comedy, Doves, (whos ya)Grandaddy. Plus top tunes from Wheatus (see competition below), Gorillaz and Ash. Fish you'd better buy this if you are going to beat your current record of 32 minutes in the "Pink toothbrush"..........

Reasons not to buy it and buy some porn or lager instead
Even though he's my favourite, not everyone likes Richard Gaycroft!

Live Hits - Elvis Presley

Been out a couple of weeks

Who should make a purchase of this:
Before you mock oh young fools, if you've never bought an Elvis CD this would make an excellent first addition to your CD library. Alternatively purchase for mum or dad let them play it at least once and then "borrow it" - this trick has helped me build nearly half of my CD library - you should have seen my Dads face when I bought him 'ACDC live' for Fathers Day!

Reasons not to buy it and buy some porn or lager instead
If you try and drum/sing along to the mighty fine "Suspicious Minds" you is likely to be knackered for at least a week. If you don't believe me just you try it..............

Chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavoured water - Limp Biscuit

Been out for f**kin ages you f**kin loser

Who should make a purchase of this:
Every had a f**kin bad day at the f**kin office, would like to f**kin punch someone f**kin really hard on the f**kin arm or even raise your f**kin voice slightly? If the answer is f**kin yes f**kin yes and f**kin yes then this is the f**kin disc for you. Slightly f**kin heavy on the old F-word, it even gets to a f**kin point where they f**kin actually tell you how many f**kin times they have f**kin said it, very f**kin handy, although I f**kin think its f**kin rubbish that music can f**kin influence the way you f**kin act or f**kin think - it hasn't f**kin change me a one f**kin bit!, so lets go f**kin crazy and buy it you crazy mother f**ker.

Reasons not to buy it and buy some porn or lager instead
If you don't like the f-word, don't like getting angry or if you are looking for some music to play during courting

WIN !

Wheatus Competition win...........respect from your friends

Wheat-ass

This weeks competition is linked to the recent tubthumpin Wheatus hit "Teenage Dirtbag", in order to win all you need to do is listen to the song, then answer the following questions:

1. What is her boyfriend?

2. What does her boyfriend bring to school?

3. Why does he "feel like mould" when Noel walks over to him?

Please note the answers to 1 and 2 are not "whin", if you know please let me know ASAP at WheatusShouldLearnToSpeakEnglish so I can sleep at night, thank you.

If you disagree with any of this weeks selections please let me know @ Disco Derek or you could always go out and buy a Beatles record, now that would be guaranteed quality for you.

LOCAL BANDS

As well as keeping up to speed with what is happening with main stream music. I also hang around local bars looking for talent, when I can't find any I often listen to local bands. If you've ever been lucky enough to see the Essex based band 'Lander' you may be interested to know they have a website, just click on the logo below for a link to their website.