POLITICAL PAGERS
Pre E - DAY
The following message was posted on www.thehotrodd.co.uk on the week prior to E- Day:
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Anyone having difficulty with the UK voting system should send their queries to Ashforth - the www.thehotrodd.co.uk political expert Ashforth's top election tip: "Don't get confused, if you don't see Tony Blair's name on the voting slip. Apparently you have to vote for someone else who isn't famous or hasn't even been on the television - very odd but true" |
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Slogans your unlikely to see in this election (but have appeared in previous elections - FACT) :
"Vote for Bex,
cause you know what it rhymes with"
Why this didn't win I don't know !
"Who's Steve? :
If you wanna winn vote Quinn"
The Falk-Egg battle of the Sports Secs
"Vote for a man
with a man's name not a women with a man's name"
The Mighty Craven v Ms George Dunbar
"Vote Hot Rodd
not the ginga"
HR v the Ginga Mute
Post E-DAY
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Well done to everyone that did there bit on E -Day. Following the 'shock' resignation of Boy Hague, the Tories are looking for a new leader. TheHotRodd has been emailed with many suggestions for this top political job, below (in no particular order) is just a few of the suggestions sent in:
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Who do you think they should have?
" Oh that Ann Wouldntcomb does it for me...........yeah baby"
Tory Leadership - "You decide"
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Runners & Riders |
Policies | Odds on winning * | |
| Fish |
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Extreme views include zero tolerance
on Asylum seekers and in terms of race relations would bring in a shoot to
kill policy. Recently sponsored French Open.
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Outsider at 1,200 -1 |
| Dellboy |  |
Free Sky Sports for all. | Dark Horse at 6969 - 1 |
| Ivan |  |
Force everyone that lives
1,000 miles
from Madchester to be a Man U fan and make that thing he did in Bangkok
legal
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The ladyboy's favourite
@ 9966 - 1 |
| Scotty |  |
Ban smoking......... .................... arguments, cause you won't win and you can't win |
One man one (highly unpopular) policy, his chances could end in tears (or at least all his toys out of his pram !)@ 3,333 -1 |
| Greesham |
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More gay rights.
More sailors. |
Bringing up the rear at 20,000 - 1 |
| Ashforth |  |
Make voting easier, bring back
C&A, subsidies for all food purchases and ban poor people for living
within 20 mile radius of him, plus lowering the pensionable age to 26
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Tory boy favourite @ 140 - 1, but with plenty of skeletons in his closet he could lose out ! |
| Charlotte (TC) |  |
Make chocolate
available on the NHS, free weekly knitting patterns, VAT-free perfume and
make up plus making it compulsory for my husband/boyfriend to have a
threesome on Sundays - everyone knows us girls love that!
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200,000,000 - 1 Going for the female vote with her female dominated policies |
TC = Token Chick
* odds bought to you by, www.thehotrodd.co.uk 's very own gambling expert:
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