Engayment Frenzy (again)
Congrats are due to:

Dunkly (odds earlier in the year of 100 -1) and his beautiful beautician
fiancé.
Well done fella. Considering Dunkly is the always the best staggy at other
people's stag do's I cant wait to see him at his own! Crazy.

Congrats to Wheeler (odds earlier in the year of 186.6-1) & Clarey Girl. The lads are already building a dossier of Wheeleresque stories for the speeches - my god there are so many! Well done mate on going down on one knee (Although I know it ain't far for you to go!).
Speaking of vertically challenged people, did I tell about this midget girlfriend I had? I had to dump her cause she wont 'go up'!!
Wha hay bit of blue, bit of blue.............
Wheeler seems to be appearing a lot this month, check out his other entries
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This got me gambling mate Ashforth thinking and he came up with some odds of who of the lads maybe next to go down, on one knee: |
UPDATED NOV 2002
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Evens Still the bookies favourite. Havin his odds drastically slashed as he completes a first holiday away with his chick, being Keeno's best man and finally moving in to his house (after 5 months). Is this the end for Fish the lad? Probably not if Youngy has anything to do with it ! Fish |
3 -1 Those living with partners and too ugly to be able to get anyone else: Craven Note Craven has had his odds
slashed after announcing a Christmas holiday of a lifetime to Thailand,
two facts combined together that increase his chances of being 'next'! |
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10 - 1 Those with partners and too dull or boring to be able to pull anyone else (i.e. Accountants or computer programmers):
Scotty |
15 -1 Having found true love it may not
be long that the Munter becomes Dutch |
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60 - 1 Those that fall asleep on nights out so unlikely to meet anyone Pistol Pete |
70 - 1 Those starting out on a pop career after recently finishing 3rd in pop idol. So not having time for da engagement ting Darius Rob |
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89 - 1 Those with a limited number of single family members and friends of friends in Coventry. Chesney Beales-windsor |
90 - 1 Those who used to be dating a laydee of the night and thus gonna probably get some rash or weird deformant: Ginga Jim Note: odds will be halved
after the completion of the two year quarantine period, which is nearly
up! |
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169 - 1 Being French, having unusual taste in jumpers and sheep: Antoine |
186.6 -1 Those that require girlfriends with specialist disabilities -e.g. poor eyesight and no sense of smell
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100 - 1 The single boys still living that dream:
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202 - 1 The single boys still living that dream, but with the old body clock working against them: Justin |
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6,000 -1 Those that are definitely gay (and are likely to marry each other) Gresh & (Not Gay) Jay |
69,000 - 1 Those single, leaving in poshville, being a charity case and with an unhealthy interest in web design, oh yeah and used to have a Phil Collins scrapbook: Hot Rodd
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PLACE YOUR BETS NOW - BANZAI !
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See how they all got on @ the Wedding & Stag page