Engayment Frenzy (again)


Congrats are due to:

Dunkly (odds earlier in the year of 100 -1) and his beautiful beautician fiancé. 
Well done fella. Considering Dunkly is the always the best staggy at other people's stag do's I cant wait to see him at his own! Crazy.


Congrats to Wheeler (odds earlier in the year of 186.6-1) & Clarey Girl.  The lads are already building a dossier of Wheeleresque stories for the speeches - my god there are so many! Well done mate on going down on one knee (Although I know it ain't far for you to go!).

Speaking of vertically challenged people, did I tell about this midget girlfriend I had? I had to dump her cause she wont 'go up'!!

Wha hay bit of blue, bit of blue.............


Wheeler seems to be appearing a lot this month, check out his other entries

Baby Wheeler

Tonight Matthew


This got me gambling mate Ashforth thinking and he came up with some odds of who of the lads maybe next to go down,        on one knee:

 

UPDATED NOV 2002

updated * updated * updated * updated

Evens

Still the bookies favourite. Havin his odds drastically slashed as he completes a first holiday away with his chick, being Keeno's best man and finally moving in to his house (after 5 months). Is this the end for Fish the lad? Probably not if Youngy has anything to do with it !

Fish

3 -1

Those living with partners and too ugly to be able to get anyone else:

Craven

Note Craven has had his odds slashed after announcing a Christmas holiday of a lifetime to Thailand, two facts combined together that increase his chances of being 'next'!

10 - 1

Those with partners and too dull or boring to be able to pull anyone else (i.e. Accountants or computer programmers):

Scotty
Dellboy
Johnny Boy
Thierry
Dom

15 -1

Having found true love it may not be long that the Munter becomes Dutch

Holly

60 - 1

Those that fall asleep on nights out so unlikely to meet anyone

Pistol Pete
Double Shave Dave

70 - 1

Those starting out on a pop career after recently finishing 3rd in pop idol. So not having time for da engagement ting

Darius Rob

89 - 1

Those with a limited number of single family members and friends of friends in Coventry.

Chesney Beales-windsor

90 - 1

Those who used to be dating a laydee of the night and thus gonna probably get some rash or weird deformant:

Ginga Jim

Note: odds will be halved after the completion of the two year quarantine period, which is nearly up!

169 - 1

Being French, having unusual taste in jumpers and sheep:

Antoine

186.6 -1

Those that require girlfriends with specialist disabilities -e.g. poor eyesight and no sense of smell

Wheeler

100 - 1

The single boys still living that dream:


Ricardo
Grady
Dunkly

202 - 1

The single boys still living that dream, but with the old body clock working against them:

Justin
Colin
Smashie

6,000 -1

Those that are definitely gay (and are likely to marry each other)

Gresh & (Not Gay) Jay
Bunny & Gameboy

69,000 - 1

Those single, leaving in poshville, being a charity case and with an unhealthy interest in web design, oh yeah and used to have a Phil Collins scrapbook:

Hot Rodd

 

 

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