FASHION TIPS
with
"the Italian Stallion"

Ciao, me name the Italian Stallion, me know fashieno and woman. Me here to tell you bout this thing.

I have excited people all over world with my fashieno and I been asked by the Hot Rodd to show you why

On the left I show way to wear red, white and blue you English love so, this say "hey me relaxed but me still able to make love, nice"

Socks are for men that love men always no socks with shorts unless you wear long shorts when you must be sock wearing or if you make love with woman then always socks, them ladies love it.

I met my old bum chumy Greesham and he take me to his bestest nightclub the Oyster Sailor Boys. We have great fun. Greesham very popular with the people in there, but he spend lot of time in toilet though, maybe he ill?

Any way me take photo of this chap, he so asshamed he wear (Micheal) douglas's. This very strange, you need help, me here to help.

I see you next week when hopefully we find a picture of a Stallion rather than that rudy Zebra, ciao bella.

NEXT WEEK: How to look cool why wearing tank tops and sliver belts

[ Please note our usual fashion writer "The Ashforth" is still in morning following the closure of C&A, we hope he will be back with us soon]

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