Its a shrimp !


"Morning Ladies" - Yes kids its a 7 foot shrimp, be afraid!

Being a "true fan" of the mighty Southend United FC, I saw them 'play' (term used loosely) away at Exeter this weekend.

Taking along three yocals to their first game, I happened to mention the fact that the Southend mascot is a shrimp (I thought everyone knew that!) - "Sammy the Shrimp".

Sadly due to the fact Sammy is 7ft tall, unable to travel on public transport (where's he supposed to keep his loose change!) or get a driving licence he doesn't go to away games.

Even with the encouragement of one of the yocals shouting: "I want the shrimp" (this went down really well with the other 76 die-hards,!!), it wasn't going to appear, so just to prove I didn't make it up, here, just for Emma, Zane and Sian here is the infamous Shrimp............

If you wish to view the worlds funniest advert every to appear in a Football Match Day programme click on the link below. This has appeared in the Southend programme for several years, although please be warned it may offend cyclists everywhere, you have been warned..........

"I have no idea why she is wearing a swim suit"

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