V2001 HOW WAS IT FOR YOU? 

S&M, rain, fight club, shed 7, rain, vodka

"We come 1"

Saturday 18th August 2001 
Hylands Park, Chelmsford 

After months of waiting it finally happened - V2001.

After much worrying the minibus {Call Alan or Linda on 01702 340729 for super cheap minibuses} picked myself and the White Hart posse up as planned! First worry over, still no rain......

Arrived, no fiasco this year about wrist bands, first thing you noticed was how packed it was even early doors, although only small Q for getting lager and disposing of it !


The back of the V2001 special edition www.thehotrodd.co.uk short sleeve clothing garment


Special Evian

Met up with Ivan, Clare #1, Clare #2, Mandy and Louise, got in some lager, listened to an entertaining Nelly Furtado and found out that a famous Welsh International Rugby star wants me dead ! Which is nice.......still no rain

Then went for a 'wander' with Clare, went in the Slinky dance tent and the Harri Krishna tent. Then things slowly but Shirley started to get worse, purchasing some DT energy drink and after mixing it with some "special Evian" ....we have lift off............ still no rain.


Faith

Met up with Fish and the Lander boys, strolled to the front for an 'entertainin' Faithless with Fish and Me-shell - your the left eye I'm the right we come 1 apparently. A rather 'albino ginga' did her best to be Dido - but failed. Still no rain.


Sheds + S&M

Then Fish and myself  headed for the second stage to see the Sheds for the 10,000 time. Met up with Ivan and took part in some high quality moshing - Fish bottled going over the top - gay ! despite the heavens now opening the sheds were top draw 

Getting more and more soaked myself and Fish hid in one of the less empty tents that were selling "T-shirts", we then realised why it was so empty in this particular tent - as it was the S&M tent - wicked! We then stayed here for about an hour (how we didn't get thrown out I don't know).
We then became advisors "no definitely the red one" "no the ones with the studs on the inside would be much better". Can we also say a big thank you to the two girls who tried on nearly every outfit for us - you certainly made the the time pass - thank you.


Naked Slinky

Realising the rain wasn't gonna stop we headed for some more lager and the superdupper Slinky dance tent - "wave your hands in the air like you just don't care !" 
New moves were shown to the hardcore professional ravers with the "experimental hotrodd naked dance moves" - very popular with the laydees!

Although the rain had stopped we were soaked to the skin and we then headed for the last few songs of Muse and then (play) fight club came out of nowhere....come on kick me in da balls


Sorry


The front of the V2001 special edition www.thehotrodd.co.uk short sleeve clothing garment - post fight club

Sorry to Fish for letting him beat me up - i'm black n blue and I've got a cut lip, plus managed to get covered in all sorts of shite (see above). 
Sorry to the lovely Christine that i didnt meet up on Sunday as agreed but I'm sure one night was enough ! Thanks to fish also for the free advertising "Laydees check out this gimp on www.thehotrodd.co.uk". 
Sorry to the lovely Lisa for groping her in the minibus. 
Sorry to Clare for singing 2 lines from the Faithless song on the way home. 
And sorry to my mum 4 letting her see me hammered when i got in - what were you doing up at that time anyway?

So to sum up:

  • Corsets, specially PVC ones are for winners !

  • U can always have fun no matter what the weather

  • Never drink too much Vodka

  • There is always next year, if you missed V2001

  • Super Slinky man ! It ain't just a rubbish toy for kids with stairs but its actually the name of a night club as well ! wow 


How was it for you? Let me know what you thought of this years concert and if you have any photos let me know and I'll put them on

Email me @ hot.rodd@btinternet.com  

Those that played on 
Saturday

Texas

Wheatus

Kylie Minogue

Coldplay

Muse

Charlatans

Faithless

Spooks

Nelly Furtado

Shed Seven Embrace

Phoenix #

Relish

Snow Patrol #

Hooverphonic
#

JJ72

Grandaddy

Alabama 3 

Zero 7#

Jimmy Barnes 

Nina Persson#

Micheal Franti 

Mos Def #

Red Snapper

Big  Dog#

Bens Symphonic Orchestra#

 

Those that played on
Sunday

Star(hello)sailor

Doves

Toploader

Red Hot Chilli Peppers 

David Gray

Placebo

Ben Folds Five

Divine Comedy

Foo Fighters

Idlewild

Tricky

The Avalanches

Powderfinger

Ian Brown

Rae & Christian

Neil Finn
 (geezer from Crowded House)

The Webb Brothers

The Bush (!) The Tree & The Sun #

Alfie

Sparklehorse

Turin Brakes

Ed Harcourt

Webb Brothers

Witness#

Life House#

 #  Please note: I've not made these names up, they really are bands ! I'm feeling well old, has anyone else heard of these ?!!

C U all 4 V2002 

 
For details of Chesney Beales-Windsor's Love Tent, 'C U Next Tuesday' and the Bearded weirdoes, click on the link below. Note: These 'news' stories have previously appeared on this page

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