Q.Why couldn't the elephant get into his mini ?
A.Because it was locked!
From Jenny Adams
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Q. Why does a lion wear a fur coat?
A. It would look silly in a plastic mac.
Q. Where does a 10 tonne gorilla sleep?
A. Anywhere it wants.
These are rubbish are they?
Well email me with better ones and I will put yours on this page.
Q. What is yellow and dangerous?
A. Shark infested custard.