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Web posted on May 24, 2002 at 9:00:00 AM CET
Alan Bates
by
Josanne Cassar
After his unforgettable appearances on television and several
well-attended shows, his face has become quite familiar to the
Maltese public. Josanne Cassar met with hypnotist ALAN BATES for
lunch at the Fra Martino Restaurant, within the Corinthia San Gorg
in St George’s Bay
Alan Bates is as vivacious and charismatic in person as he appears
on screen.
With his piercing blue eyes and silver hair, he has become an
instantly recognisable face throughout the island. He can no longer
walk down Republic Street without people doing a double take: “My
Mum can’t believe I’m so well-known in Malta!” says with a grin.
He is obviously hyperactive: he speaks rapidly and throughout the
interview, his leg bounces with restless nervous energy.
“I first came to Malta to do a private show in Gozo a few months ago
and it went very well. After that I was invited to come onto Peppi
Azzopardi’s show,” Alan tells me.
That memorable edition of Xarabank was the first time he had
performed live on television, which he describes as a nerve-wracking
experience.
“The studio audience arrived at 7pm, I had hypnotised them by 7.30pm
and they were sitting on ice, so to speak. Once the show started the
cue was to play a certain piece of music, but bear in mind I had
hypnotised them hours ago so I was praying that the hypnotic
commands would still be there!”
As he was staying at the Corinthia San Gorg, we had arranged to meet
at the elegant Fra Martino restaurant in between his hectic schedule
of appointments.
Greeting the staff in his friendly manner, Alan orders a delicious
Asian platter which he urges me to try, while I have a home-made
vegetable soup.
As he has explained before, Alan carries out the actual hypnosis off
camera to prevent people at home from being inadvertently hypnotised
as well. Despite this precaution, I still wonder if he ever gets
qualms about something going wrong.
“No, not at all,” he says adamantly. “I’ve been doing this for
almost 20 years, and I’m very responsible and conscientiousness. I
always respect the wishes of the people I hypnotise and they can
stop taking part whenever they want.”
He admits that his shows in Malta have gone down better than he ever
imagined, because he was afraid there would be a language problem.
“The interesting thing is that people are listening in English but
translate the psychology into Maltese. For example, they would hear
‘sleep’ and think ‘orqod’ and then translate the hypnosis in their
own minds into which ever language they feel more comfortable with.
I was also worried that there would not be enough volunteers, but
there were no end of those wanting to try it!”
His stop smoking seminars have been an incredible success, and have
been booked solid each time.
Probably much to the chagrin of the tobacco companies...
“I love my work, and I feel sorry for people who wake up in the
morning and think ‘I’ve got to go to bloody work today’. I wake up
with a feeling in my tummy which is ‘whoa!’”
His enthusiasm is contagious and you can’t help smiling back at his
open, cheerful face.
Born in Liverpool, Alan describes himself as a “big family man”,
visiting his parents three to four times a week and phoning them
daily. He has a daughter from a previous relationship, and a
19-month-old son from his present wife.
When he was around seven, he had a strange, inexplicable feeling
that he was going to be different from everyone else.
“I was a rebel at school, always into mischief and whatever was
going on, Alan Bates was always in the thick of it. I wasn’t a shy
little boy at all! I was never a bully, just a troublemaker, always
getting into these gangs as kids do.”
He loved school, not for any educational reasons, he happily points
out, but because of the camaraderie of it. When he left, it was with
few academic qualifications, mostly because he couldn’t be bothered.
He was, however, good at two things, engineering and communicating.
“So I became a DJ in night-clubs and presented radio shows, while
attending a course to become a tool-maker, which is a very good
trade. The week that I came out of my apprenticeship I got the
opportunity to work on a cruise ship in the Caribbean as a casino
technician. Eventually I became the casino manager. It was fun,
unbelievable parties every day, and being British with mostly
American passengers, it was great.”
He had found a job that perfectly suited his personality.
It was on the ship that he was first introduced to hypnosis from an
illusionist who had a cabaret act. On returning to the UK in 1981,
he started working as a DJ again, earning very good money. For the
second time he happened upon a stage act with a hypnotist and was
immediately enthralled. He tried borrowing books from the library on
psychology but, in his typically candid way, he admits they were too
difficult.
“They were way above me. I couldn’t understand half the words, for
one. So I found reading material which was easier and then I started
practising on my friends and before I knew it I had this
communication skill.”
So are you saying anyone can become a hypnotist?
He shakes his head, “No, they can’t. I would love people to think
that it’s a gift and I’m very special – well, actually I am special
to me!” he jokes. “Hypnosis can be learnt but whether you can
actually apply it or carry it off with 500 people in front of you
with everyone having a wonderful night is a different matter.”
Alan was already incorporating new and crazy things into his act
anyway, like fire eating and drinking competitions so one night he
asked for volunteers for hypnosis and 12 people came up.
“I had studied and practised enough to know what I was doing and
within ten minutes I had hypnotised five people” he says, his voice
filled with awe at his own daring. “And I thought, what do I do now?
It had worked and the feeling of power was unbelievable! That was
when I knew that I could be good at this.”
He continued studying, practising and observing other hypnotists,
but as he points out, there is nothing that can teach you
personality. You either have it or you don’t and as Alan has
demonstrated to Maltese audiences, personality is definitely
something he’s got.
He was just 24 when he did that first hypnosis act. The turning
point came when he successfully auditioned for the Liverpool
Showcase; he was taken on their books and started receiving regular
work. Eventually, he was accepted into the British Council of
Professional Stage Hypnotists, which gave him some valuable
contacts.
Since then he has progressed from small bars to giving shows for
Royal Families. The highlight of his career was going to Brunei to
do a show for Princess Hameda, and he can still recall with pride
his opening words on that occasion.
What had started out as something of an experiment has turned into a
fully-fledged professional act which he has honed and polished over
the years.
“I’ve met some fabulously interesting and wealthy people and it’s
opened a whole new world to me really,” he remarks.
I wonder how his family reacted to all this.
“Well, I’ve done so many mad things in my life that this was just
one more. My Mum and Dad simply say, ‘yeah, OK’. However, when I got
them to bury me for charity here in Malta, me Mum went mad!” he says
slipping into his native idiom.
Of course, he is fully aware that there are those who treat
hypnotism with wary scepticism.
“It is still a grey area. People ask me, is it religion, is it a
science, is it a hoax? But nowadays, it has been scientifically
proved that hypnosis does work.”
In a country where we treat most things with cynicism anyway, it is
no wonder that Alan Bates’ show has also been met with suspicion. He
emphasises, however, that there is no trickery involved and that he
has no clue who is going to be on stage beforehand. Locally, there
has even been some fear that there is something sinister and evil
about his ability.
“People have mixed feelings about it,” he acknowledges. “I’ve
practised it for so long that if I thought for one minute that what
I was doing was wrong or bad, I wouldn’t be doing it. It is well
known that hypnosis is a science and part of psychology; it has
absolutely nothing to do with a special ‘power’. Some of the
criticism I had from people who’ve watched it on TV is that it’s all
a hoax and they can’t believe it, because they haven’t seen the
induction. They can’t accept that people are doing what they’re
doing, which is a compliment to me actually. That is why it’s better
to see the show live. I’ve had people who were ardent sceptics
who’ve come up to me and said ‘I really didn’t believe this, I
thought it was a load of nonsense, but that was my brother up on
stage and he would never do those things you made him do! Now I’ve
spoken to him and he doesn’t remember a thing. So I believe it
now.’”
Is there a certain type of person who can be hypnotised more easily
than others?
“First of all you have to be a volunteer with an open mind who is
prepared to relax and wants to be hypnotised. Those who fall asleep
easily are also good volunteers. You can’t be hypnotised against
your will or do anything against your own personal moral values.
There are three types of people I cannot hypnotise: drunkards,
mentally insane people and idiots, by which I mean simple-minded.
They don’t have the concentration required to be hypnotised.”
Like any entertainer, Alan has had his share of hecklers.
“Mostly, I get people who come on the stage, pretend to be
hypnotised, and make faces behind my back, but I can suss them out
like that,” and he snaps his fingers. “I’m looking for certain
traits such as Rapid Eye Movement (REM). Hypnosis is when you’re not
asleep but you’re not awake either. We’re on the conscious level
now, at the top of the ladder, at the bottom is the unconscious, in
between you’ve got the subconscious and the other conscious state of
mind. It’s like subliminal advertising, applying suggestions to the
unconscious mind.”
People are put to sleep using relaxation techniques, which includes
a soothing, low tone of voice that Alan has mastered over the years.
Since hypnosis can be used to help people stop smoking; the next
natural question is whether it can also be applied to other
addictions.
“I’ve had people alleviate drink and drug problems. I’ve even had
drug dealers contacting me, ‘I’ve lost a big stash of drugs, can you
hypnotise me and tell me where it is?’ The amount of bizarre people
that contact you right across the board! But I never get involved in
anything like that.”
Our main course arrives: a mouth-watering seabass which Alan had
recommended and which lived up to our expectations.
The arrival of the food reminded me that what I really wanted to
know is whether he can hypnotise people to stop eating junk food.
“I have CD’s which are for people who overeat and eat the wrong
foods. It would be more of a one-to-one thing. It’s all about the
power of suggestion, like stopping smoking, which they would listen
to over and over again, reinforcing the suggestions.”
I ask whether anything has ever gone seriously wrong on stage.
“Well, I haven’t got as many laughs as I thought I might,” he quips
and then turns serious. “No. Sometimes you get people at the end of
the show who wake up disoriented and their friends exaggerate a bit,
telling them, ‘you’ve been doing this and doing that’ which they
haven’t been, and they can get a little upset. But once they realise
that what they’ve done has been good fun, it’s OK. At the end of the
day, I don’t cross the moral boundaries.”
We talk again about his ‘buried alive for six hours’ act which he
did a few months ago.
I couldn’t bear to watch it...the very thought of it gives me
palpitations.
“I wouldn’t recommend anyone to do it. What I did was use hypnosis
to help myself relax. When I was underground I used self-hypnosis to
alleviate the claustrophobia effect. People might think it’s cold
underground but it’s not. When you’re alive and you’re buried it’s
roasting because you perspire in the coffin, you have nowhere to go
and your body heat heats that coffin up and it’s like a thermostat.”
Oh my God, I need some air...
“Plus there were creepy crawlies all over me.”
I think it’s time to change the subject...
“I actually slept twice for about 45 minutes. I was woken up
otherwise I would have slept longer – they were in contact with me
through a radio. To say ‘oh, let’s get buried for charity’ that’s
one thing, but suddenly it slots into place and it dawns on you
‘hang on this is real now’ and that’s when the fear creeps in. I did
it once ten years ago for a British charity, so I knew what I was
putting myself into but it still doesn’t stop the terror from
kicking in. The worst bit was when I lay in the coffin underground
and the first shovel full of soil came on the lid, and it goes
‘clunk’ and another ‘clunk’ and all the voices you can hear in the
background start fading. It starts getting really hot and the
palpitations start setting in and you think ‘am I doing the right
thing? Am I going to be OK? Am I going to survive?’ But I did,” he
adds cheerfully.
Phew, I think the story is over...
He’s toured extensively, taking his show to the Middle East, Dubai
and other places where there are ex-pats. At 44, he is already quite
adamant that he never wants to retire, taking the cue from his own
73-year-old father who only stopped working recently.
“I love my work, it’s so much fun,” he says again. “I want to
continue doing it for as long as I possibly can. If I had to win the
lottery tomorrow, I’d still work. It’s not just the money; I’m not
greedy. I’m materialistic to a certain degree, I do like the nice
things in life, but don’t we all? What would I do if I retire?”
He agrees that his shows are physically draining, particularly when
he has to travel a lot.
“Just before I came here, I drove four and a half hours to London,
did a two hour show and another four hours to get back. Then I had
to pack and an hour later I was on a plane to Malta.”
Even after all this time, the nervousness which he feels in the
run-up to an actual show is enough to make him feel sick.
“Your stomach is turning over and it’s like aargh! And you can’t
have a proper conversation with anyone. I like to be alone and I
can’t count the hundreds of miles I’ve walked backstage. It’s
pre-stage nerves, every entertainer goes through it and it’s a good
thing because it gets the endorphins running through your body. If
you could bottle that feeling of any artist before he goes on stage
it would be the most powerful drug in the world. Imagine standing in
front of 500 people who’ve paid to see you! You’ve got to have that
performance right and that’s a lot of pressure.”
Asked how he relaxes, his answer is quite simple, he doesn’t.
“I’m always doing things around the house, then there’s gardening,
and I have a reasonably active social life. There are never enough
hours in the day, never!”
Would you say you’re an easy person to get along with?
“What do you think?” he replies swiftly with his charming smile.
“You’re enjoying having lunch with me, aren’t you? Yeah, I think I’m
a very easygoing guy, and I really love meeting new people.”
He is pleasantly surprised by his own popularity in Malta.
“I’m reasonably well-known in the UK, but if I walk along the
streets here, I get everyone from taxi drivers to little old ladies
recognising me. It is nice and I’ve always got time for people who
want to talk to me. I even like talking to the dustman, find out
what he’s up to, where he went for dinner last night.”
It is patently clear that Alan Bates is an extremely positive
person.
“If something is really, really negative I’ll turn it into a
positive situation. When people say ‘I can’t do that’ they’ve
already told their mind that they can’t do it, so they won’t. Never
let a bad time turn into a worse time. Always turn it round, you’ll
live longer, you’ve got a smile on your face, and it makes people
around you happier. I never criticise my kids for something they
can’t do, even if they make a bad job of it, I tell them ‘that’s
great! Did you really do that?’ Because if you start telling them
‘that’s awful, that’s terrible’ that stays with their subconscious
mind as they grow up and you’re programming them negatively.
Building their confidence gives them a headstart in life.”
His own parents took this approach to upbringing and simply let him
get on with anything he wanted to do. In his case it has obviously
worked, because you leave Alan Bates feeling as if you’ve been
infused with a remarkable feeling of positive energy.
And he didn’t try to hypnotise me once.
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Hypnotism shows in aid of charity
The Razzett tal-Hbiberija of Marsascala is joining forces with EM
Promotions to organise charity shows by Alan Bates, a world-renowned
hypnotist, on March 1 and 2.
Bates will be performing live on PBS and on stage at the Corinthia
San Gorg, on the respective dates.
The live shows have been planned meticulously over the last few
months and have been stepped up in particular following Bates's
confirmation of his attendance.
Xarabank was asked and accepted to host the TV show live.
This will incorporate information and footage of the Razzett tal-
Hbiberija, in an attempt to raise awareness and money for the
charity.
The public may phone in donations to assist in the construction of
the Snoezelen Project, a multi-sensory hall to be used to treat a
variety of special needs here in Malta providing further facilities
in essential areas that are not yet fully catered for locally.
The second show, on stage at the Corinthia, will create direct
funding as tickets are being sold for the event. The Razzett tal-
Hbiberija is asking for a Lm6 donation for each adult ticket and Lm4
for children.
Hypnotist to bury himself alive in stunt for
charity
Herman Grech

If you suffer from
claustrophobia, then you would definitely get the jitters if
you saw someone being buried six feet under - alive!
This is what
hypnotist Alan Bates will be attempting to do this
weekend when he returns to Malta for another charity event
in aid of
Razzett
tal-Hbiberija.
Bates will get into
a coffin that will be lowered into the ground, covered with
soil and marked by a symbolic tombstone.
A pipe will be
carefully lowered into the coffin to ensure the hypnotist
will have enough oxygen.
He will 'rise again'
six hours later, after using self-hypnosis to sleep for most
of the period.
He will be equipped
with a cell phone and walkie-talkie just in case he requires
any assistance. He is also planning to communicate with
journalists while buried.
The feat is to take
place in the grounds of Razzett tal-Hbiberija on Saturday at
about 3 p.m.
The hypnotist
had raised hundreds of pounds 15 years ago when he had
carried out a similar stunt for a British children's
charity.
But the fact that he
has done it before does not give him any peace of mind.
"Even if you are not
claustrophobic, being buried alive is always a spooky
affair, especially when you hear the first spades of soil
hitting the coffin," Mr Bates told The Times.
"I remember at that
point, 15 years ago, I got a panic attack and started
wondering whether I had done the right thing. But I'm quite
sure everything will proceed according to plan, despite the
tremendous heat."
Sceptics have been
assured that there are no tricks involved in the stunt and
the public is in fact being invited to Razzett tal-Hbiberija
to witness the event.
Bates was last in
Malta three weeks ago, when he raised thousands of liri in a
sold-out show at the San Gorg Corinthia, which was preceded
by a preview on popular TV programme Xarabank.
During the shows,
Bates made his subjects believe they were ballet dancers,
that they were being chased by ghosts, and even convinced a
girl that a massive gorilla was hiding in the ladies'
toilets.
Ir-Razzett
tal-Hbiberija provides leisure facilities, rehabilitation
and therapeutic services to people with a disability, free
of charge.
Asked why he was
again raising funds for a charity event, Mr Bates instantly
replied:
"I earn enough money
from the stage, so it's nice to put some of it back towards
those who need it. We just hope to raise a lot of money."
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