THE REVEREND JONATHAN X (yes he is also a real Reverend)...

...is the heart and soul of the band.  He writes most of the 'lyrics' with Rvd Andy.

His influences consist of basically anything from Throbbing Gristle to B*Witched.  That's how cool he is.

His favourite nut is the cashew and his favourite cheese is stilton.

He's also the High Priest of the Church of Columbo, because Columbo has to be one of the most legendary people that God ever created.  The list of most legendary people (not including himself) would be:

#1 - Columbo

#2 - Bruce Lee

#3 - Satan

#4 - John Shaft

#5 - Jimi Hendrix

#6 - Genesis P'Orridge

Anyone else is inferior and should bow down before the band and sacrifice ten llamas to appease the band.