MERCHANDISE

Buy a punnet of "Justice" (c) here for only £30,000! (that's 50% off!)

That's right!  A whole punnet!  You can't buy this in your local shop!  Top quality!

Buy 20kg of "Freedom" (c) here for an amazing £40,000!

You could overdose on that quantity of freedom!  What are you waiting for?

Buy a whole day's worth of "Love" (c) [copyright pending from Disney] for £70,000!

You can't afford to miss out!