THE REVEREND OLLIE X...

...was born and raised deep in the Earth's core by a hoard of crabs:

(you can tell it's the Earth's core cos it says so)

Having to fend off giant dinosaurs (because they fled to the Earth's core to escape extinction, where they remain to this very day), Ol had a message from the Lord God Columbo.  It read:

"Just one more thing...Come, fight with me and AOOAE, or fear my wrath".

Thus, he dug his way out of the core using only his bare hands and a toothbrush carved from a mile long lump of lard.  After 17 loooong years he appeared at the crust at about the Coldra (where you can still walk down to the centre of the Earth this very day if you look carefully enough for the entrance) and he joined the now legendary alliance of pure evil known as AOOAE.

He enjoyed taking weekend breaks to visit his long lost crab parents, until, alas, one day he got hungry and decided that they looked too delicious to be left alone, so he munched on them.  He then erected (teehee) a munn-ument to celebrate the lives of his crab parents.  Unfortunately the ordeal of eating his parents left Ol with only the ability to say "JAMES MUNN" and "GAY".