THIS is the INEVITABLE RETURN of the AOOAE
For those of you who are new to the project, shame on you. This organisation has been running (fairly) secretly for the last 5 years. The first known activity of the AOOAE (the Almighty Overlords Of All Evil) commenced in 2002, between the Reverend Andy Henton (known hereafter as Andy/Hendog), the Reverend Jonathan Ace (known hereafter as Ace), and Owain Davies (not a Reverend, known hereafter as Owain). These started mainly as musings of a philosophical nature, developing into a vast army of ideas and people willing to support to cause.
Since formation in 2002, The
Reverend Andrew McAleer (Andrew) and The Reverend Oliver Stone (Ol) joined to
aid the project...and since then, many people have told tales of their
successes. They formed an awesome noize-core band to spread the word of the
AOOAE...they had one released record
"Arm The
Homeless", which was received with critical acclaim worldwide by the
underground media (especially the track "Discipline", which was created as a
outcry to the lack of "discipline in here"), however it was an exceedingly
limited release (5 copies were made), because they didn't want to be "sell outs"...
Live performances were the highlight of the social calendar, with the band
playing on rooftops, with McAleer shouting into megaphones with a roadcone on
his head, and Owain playing the same note over and over again on his
double-guitar, with Hendog playing the drums (basically a load of metal bins) in
a faster and faster way, and Ace banging the bass guitar with a hammer, until
the song was over and the next one began.
The organisation used the huge cult
following generated to attempt a military guerilla take-over of the political
elections of 2005, with a surprising quantity of success (we were mentioned in
the fucking Monmothian)...the AOOAE told everyone to spoil their ballot papers
and write "AOOAE" on them instead, which meant rather a low official turn-out to
the polling stations...
So why did the project terminate?,
you ask. It didn't. It just went underground for a bit and now it's
going to rear its ugly head and strike the sound of terror into the hearts and
minds of the unready masses. You will know when you've been AOOAE-ed.
Seriously.
FlashMob style gatherings occur
infrequently and at random. The first meeting of 2007 will occur in the
beginning of January, probably in the Monmouthshire area. More details will
occur closer to the event...
All praise the Lord God Columbo, for
he is holier than thou.
Click here to view manuscript from the Bible of Columbo
Click here to view the original band website
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