Bart's Prank Calls

Hey, everybody, I.P. Freeley!
Hey, guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.
Is there an Al Coholic here?
Call for Oliver Kloushoff.
I wanna Seymour Butts.
C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Uh, hey, everbody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
Aw, settle down. Anita Bath here?
All right, fine, fine. Maya Butreeks?

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