If Your Dog's Name Was "Mypenis"

1. Oh no! Mypenis ate my homework.
2. Sorry I was late, I was playing with Mypenis.
3. Sorry I was driving so slow officer. I was looking for Mypenis.
4. Mypenis looks cute lying down, but it looks better standing up!
5. Mypenis: The crotch sniffer.
6. Miss, Have you seen Mypenis?
7. Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
8. Sorry I was driving so fast officer, but I had to get Mypenis to the hospital.
9. Mypenis likes to run in between the legs of guests.
10. Mypenis looks for an open hand under the dinner table.
11. Mypenis likes being pet.
12. Mypenis can do tricks!
13. Mypenis can jump through hoolahoops.
14. Don't step on Mypenis.
15. Sorry I was late, but I had to take Mypenis for a walk!
16. Mypenis is very friendly.
17. Don't worry Mypenis doesn't bite.
18. Mypenis has been sleeping with the bitch next door.
19. I go to sleep with Mypenis in my hands.
20. Mypenis is truly man's best friend!
21. I can't seem to find my Penis.
22. I love Mypenis.
23. Mypenis likes meeting strangers.
24. Have you met Mypenis yet?
25. I just recently gave Mypenis a bath.
26. I shaved Mypenis for the summer.
27. Mypenis LOVES a good petting!
28. Have you seen Mypenis anywhere?
29. Mypenis ate my girlfriend.
30. Mypenis lives next to a full-fledge asshole!
31. Mypenis has two friends that are nuts!

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