A Study Into Drinking

Recently, scientists for the USA suggested that men should take a serious look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the startling presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.  It was then observed that 100% of the men:

• gained weight
• talked excessively without making sense
• became overly emotional
• couldn't drive
• I.Q. decreased by 25%
• spent excessive money
• failed to think rationally
• argued over nothing
• and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is required or planned.

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