The Most Stupid Answers On "Family Fortunes"

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A famous Scotsman - Vinny Jones
A famous Scotsman - Jock
An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse
A jacket potato topping - Jam
A food that can be brown or white - Potatoes
A sign of the zodiac - April
A job a working dog does - Slave
Something with a hole in it - A window
Something people might be allergic to - Skiing
A type of large cat - Persian
A type of record - Floppy disc
Something associated with pigs - The police
A non-living object with legs - A plant
A domestic animal - Leopard
Something red - My cardigan
A kind of ache - Filet-o-fish
[To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman] : A food that can be easily eaten without chewing - Chips
Something you beat - An apple
A dangerous race - The Arabs
A number you have to memorize - Seven
Some famous brothers - Bonnie and Clyde
Something that floats in the bath - Water
Something in the garden that's green - The shed
Something a blind man might use - A sword
Something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
A famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
An animal you might see at a zoo - A dog
A famous bridge - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee
Something you put on walls - Roofs
Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
A famous Royal - Mail
Something slippery - A con-man
A way of cooking fish - Cod
A form of transport you can walk around in - My foot
A method of securing your home - Put the kettle on
Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
An animal beginning with the letter B - Bullfrog
The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet
Something that makes you scream - A squirrel
Something you have with coffee - The Sunday Sport
A song with 'Moon' in the title - "Blue Suede Moon"
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
Something with a red light on it - A Dalek
Something you open other than a door - Your bowels

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