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F**k

There are very few words with the overall versitility of the word f**k. Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:

  1. Greetings........."How the f**k are ya?"
  2. Fraud.............."I got f**ked by the car dealer."
  3. Resignation......"Oh, f**k it!"
  4. Trouble..........."I guess I'm f**ked now."
  5. Agression........"F**K YOU!"
  6. Disgust............"F**k me."
  7. Confusion........"What the f**k....?"
  8. Displeasure......"F**king shit man..."
  9. Lost................."Where the f**k are we?"
  10. Disbelief..........."UNF**KINGBELIEVABLE!!"
  11. Retaliation........"Up your f**king ass!"
  12. Apathy............."Who really gives a f**k?"
  13. Suspicion.........."Who the f**k are you?"
  14. Directions........."F**k off."
  15. Pleasure............"She was the greatest f**k ever!"

It can be maternal........"MOTHERF**KER!!"

It can be used to tell time......." It's four f**king twenty!"

It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a f**king asshole."

Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:

  • "What the f**k was that?" ~Mayor of Hiroshima~
  • "Thats not a real f**king gun." ~John Lennon~
  • "Where the f**k is all this water coming from?" ~Captain of the Titanic~
  • "Who the f**k is gonna find out?" ~Richard Nixon~
  • "Heads are gonna f**king roll." ~Anne Boleyn~
  • "Any f**king idiot could answer that." ~Albert Einstein~
  • "It does so f**king look like her!" ~Picasso~
  • "You want what on the f**king celiling?" ~Michaelangelo~
  • "F**k a duck." ~Walt Disney~
  • "Houston we have a big f**king problem." ~The crew of Apollo 13~

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