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Jargon Generator

This marvelous Jargon Generator gives you 10,000 ponderous sentences which can be used as conversation starters or simply as something to say when you can't think of anything sensible.

The technique is simple - just select one phrase from each of the columns and combine to make your own jargon.

 

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In particular a large proportion of the interface co-ordination communication must utilise and be functionally interwoven with the sophisticated hardware
On the other hand a constant flow of effective information maximises the probability of project success and minimises the cost and time required for the anticipated fourth generation equipment
However the characterisation of specific criteria adds explicit performance limits to the subsytem compatability testing
Similarly initiation of critical subsystem development necessitates that urgent consideration be applied to the structual design, based on system engineering concepts
As a resultant implication the fully integrated test program requires considerable systems analysis and trade off studies to arrive at the preliminary qualification limit
In this regard the product configuration baseline is further compounded, when taking into account of the evolution of specification over a given time period
Based on integral subsystem considerations any associated supporting element present extremely interesting challenges to the philosophy of commonality and standardisation
For example, the incorporation of additional mission constraints recognises the importance of other systems and the necessity for the greater fight worthiness
Thus, the independant functional principle affects a significant implementation to any discrete configuration mode
In respect to specific goals, a primary inter-relationship between system and/or subsystem technologies adds overiding performance constraints to the total system rationale

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