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Application Form For The Jerry Springer Show

Last name: ________________

First name: (Tick appropriate box)
        (_) Billy-Bob
        (_) Billy-Joe
        (_) Billy-Ray
        (_) Billy-Sue
        (_) Billy-Mae
        (_) Billy-Jack

What does everyone call you?
        (_) Booger
        (_) Bubba
        (_) Junior
        (_) Sissy
        (_) Other___________________

Age:  ____ (if unsure, guess) _____ Not sure

Shoe Size:  ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation: (Check appropriate box)
        (_) Farmer
        (_) Mechanic
        (_) Hair Dresser
        (_) Unemployed
        (_) Dirty Politician
        (_) Preacher

Spouse's Name: _________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: ______________________

3rd Spouse's Name: ______________________

Lover's Name: ___________________________

Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)
        (_) Sister
        (_) Brother
        (_) Aunt
        (_) Uncle
        (_) Cousin
        (_) Mother
        (_) Father
        (_) Son
        (_) Daughter
        (_) Pet

Number of children living in household: _____

Number of children living in shed: ______

Number that are yours: ______

Mother's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)

Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Total number of vehicles you own: ___

Number of vehicles that still crank: ___

Number of vehicles in front yard: ___

Number of vehicles in back yard: ___

Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
        ____ truck
        ____ bedroom
        ____ bathroom
        ____ kitchen
        ____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: 196_

Do you have a gun rack?
If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
        (_) The National Enquirer
        (_) The Globe
        (_) TV Guide
        (_) Soap Opera Digest
        (_) Rifle and Shotgun

Number of times you've seen a UFO:_____

Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen Elvis:_____

Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO:_____

How often do you bathe:
        (_) Weekly
        (_) Monthly
        (_) Not Applicable

Color of eyes:  Right_____ left_____

Color of hair:
        (_) Blond
        (_) Black
        (_) Red
        (_) Brown
        (_) White
        (_) Clairol

Color of teeth:
        (_) Yellow
        (_) Brownish-Yellow
        (_) Brown
        (_) Black
        (_) N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
        (_) Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
        (_) 1 mile
        (_) 2 miles
        (_) Just a whoop-and-a-holler!
        (_) road?

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