The Perfect Day

The Perfect Day - For Her

08.15  Wake up to hugs and kisses
08.30  Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday
08.45  Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
09.15  Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10.00  Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer
10.30  Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12.00  Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12.45  Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg
01.00  Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
03.00  Nap
04.00  Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer
04.15  Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
05.30  Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
07.30  Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10.00  Hot shower (alone)
10:50  Carried to bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11.00  Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11.15  Fall asleep in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day - For Him

06.00  Alarm
06.15  Blow job
06.30  Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section
07.00  Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench
07.30  Limo arrives
07.45  Several Whiskeys en-route to airport
09.15  Flight in personal Lear Jet
09.30  Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job enroute)
09.45  Play front nine (2 under)
11.45  Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12.15  Blow job
12.30  Play back nine (4 under)
02.15  Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)
02.30  Fly to Monte Carlo
03.30  Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)
04.30  Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
05.00  Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
06.45  Shit, Shower and Shave
07.00  Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marihuana and porn legalized
07.30  Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice cream served on a pair of tits
09.00  Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day; England beating Germany 11-0
09.30  Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)
11.00  Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale
11.30  A night cap blowjob
11.45  In bed alone
11.50  A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

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