Top 10 Psycho Pick-Up Lines

1. Didn't I see you on the grassy knoll?
2. Can I buy you a spatula?
3. Bet your wondering why I have no nostrils.
4. Your crawlspace or mine?
5. You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters.
6. May I lick your forehead?
7. Do you always wear you socks over your shoes?
8. Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.
9. What's your favorite flavor of wood?
10. You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer

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