function picklink()
{
	var linknumber = 98 ;
	var linktext = "main.shtml" ;
	var randomnumber = Math.random() ;
	var linkselect = Math.round( (linknumber-1) * randomnumber) + 1 ;

	if ( linkselect == 1 ) { linktext="americanstupidity.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 2 ) { linktext="analogies.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 3 ) { linktext="annoy.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 4 ) { linktext="annoypizza.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 5 ) { linktext="badpickuplines.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 6 ) { linktext="badworse.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 7 ) { linktext="beast.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 8 ) { linktext="bedroomgolf.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 9 ) { linktext="blackdots.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 10 ) { linktext="bumper.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 11 ) { linktext="buzzword.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 12 ) { linktext="cambridge.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 13 ) { linktext="cashmachine.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 14 ) { linktext="chainmail.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 15 ) { linktext="chicken.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 16 ) { linktext="chinese.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 17 ) { linktext="commandments.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 18 ) { linktext="cushy.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 19 ) { linktext="darwin.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 20 ) { linktext="dearabbey.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 21 ) { linktext="deepthoughts.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 22 ) { linktext="definitions.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 23 ) { linktext="diet.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 24 ) { linktext="doctor.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 25 ) { linktext="dog.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 26 ) { linktext="drinking.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 27 ) { linktext="drinkingproblem.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 28 ) { linktext="drunkenness.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 29 ) { linktext="drunkturkey.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 30 ) { linktext="elevator.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 31 ) { linktext="familyfortunes.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 32 ) { linktext="fathernature.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 33 ) { linktext="fk.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 34 ) { linktext="food.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 35 ) { linktext="football.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 36 ) { linktext="hitech.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 37 ) { linktext="horoscope.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 38 ) { linktext="insurance.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 39 ) { linktext="irritations.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 40 ) { linktext="jargon.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 41 ) { linktext="jerry.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 42 ) { linktext="jerryapplication.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 43 ) { linktext="labs.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 44 ) { linktext="ladsexam.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 45 ) { linktext="landlords.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 46 ) { linktext="learnfromchildren.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 47 ) { linktext="letters.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 48 ) { linktext="manchester.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 49 ) { linktext="marriage.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 50 ) { linktext="mathsexam.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 51 ) { linktext="modernsayings.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 52 ) { linktext="morenewwords.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 53 ) { linktext="motoring.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 54 ) { linktext="nakedman.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 55 ) { linktext="names.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 56 ) { linktext="nervouspriest.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 57 ) { linktext="newwords.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 58 ) { linktext="noteasybeingaguy.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 59 ) { linktext="outofuni.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 60 ) { linktext="perfectday.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 61 ) { linktext="plane.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 62 ) { linktext="political.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 63 ) { linktext="ponder.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 64 ) { linktext="poopie.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 65 ) { linktext="psycho.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 66 ) { linktext="rectal.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 67 ) { linktext="remote.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 68 ) { linktext="roommate.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 69 ) { linktext="santa.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 70 ) { linktext="savespace.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 71 ) { linktext="schitt.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 72 ) { linktext="sciencepapers.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 73 ) { linktext="scooby.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 74 ) { linktext="sexist.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 75 ) { linktext="sherlock.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 76 ) { linktext="shotgun.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 77 ) { linktext="sphinx.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 78 ) { linktext="starwars.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 79 ) { linktext="starwarsinuendo.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 80 ) { linktext="studentalphabet.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 81 ) { linktext="suicide.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 82 ) { linktext="surgery.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 83 ) { linktext="tech.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 84 ) { linktext="thegift.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 85 ) { linktext="thoughts.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 86 ) { linktext="top10.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 87 ) { linktext="turkey.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 88 ) { linktext="usefulfacts.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 89 ) { linktext="virus.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 90 ) { linktext="vomit.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 91 ) { linktext="warning.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 92 ) { linktext="win98.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 93 ) { linktext="women.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 94 ) { linktext="word.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 95 ) { linktext="wordperfect.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 96 ) { linktext="cybersex.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 96 ) { linktext="beertrouble.shtml" }
	if ( linkselect == 96 ) { linktext="dumpwork.shtml" }

	return linktext;
}