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The Gift

A man wished to purchase a gift for his loved one's birthday and, as they had not been dating long, he decided to play safe and purchase a pair of gloves - romantic, but not too personal.  Accompanied by his loved one's sister, he went to the shop and bought a pair of gloves.  Whilst there, the sister bought a pair of panties for herself.  During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the two items so he sent the girl the panties instead, along with this note:

Darling, I chose these because I noticed you weren't wearing any when we go out at night.  If it had not been for your sister I would have got long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.  These were a delicate shade but the lady in the shop showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled.  I had her try yours on for me - she looked really smart.   I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will touch them before I do.  When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be damp from wearing.  Just think how many times I will kiss them in the coming months.  I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

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