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How To Make A Hand-Turkey

You Will Need:

Felt markers or crayons,
sticky-tape,
construction paper,
blunt scissors,
a parent's permission.

1:  Place your hand flat on a sheet of construction paper.
2:  Cut your hand off with the blunt scissors. The faster you go, the less it will hurt!
3:  Cauterize your stump on an electric burner. Ask your parents for help.
4:  Decorate the hand to look like a turkey with the markers, paper and sticky-tape. Gobble-gobble!
5:  Hang your turkey on the front door with nails or a staple gun.

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