Well, why not? It's my website, you might as well know who I am. I figured the easiest way to do this would be to show you a typical day of mine:

I wake up at about 6:45 :

Early morning yawn.

Then I stagger to the bathroom to make myself look better:

I'll let you decide if I look like this before or after I go in the bathroom. Please don't email me on this one, it's not a poll, and I don't need people to emphasise just how ugly they think I am!

Next up comes breakfast:

Hey, im a big eater, so what of it? No mentioning of the f-words around here either...im not Fat and I don't want to be Fit either.

After staggering out the house, I catch the train to college every morning:

I appreciate they look a bit crappy now that they have re-modelled them, but honestly, they were a lot worse than this when I started getting the train.

Me arriving at Winchester where I go to college:

The trouble with trains; how do you stop 20 tonnes moving at 60mph? Simple, hit another 20 tonnes moving at 60mph

I crawl out the wreckage and get checked over by the ambulance ppl, then it's off to my first lesson, here's me in one of my maths lessons:

This goes for Physics too on occasion, and no, they aren't nits, I'm just too lazy to shave.

However, it should be noted I do computing, and for some reason, everyone see's me like this in computing:

See what happens when you don't shave? You get giant hairy slugs stuck on your face.

So, now comes lunch time, here's a typical meal:

What? I'm a growing lad, now f*ck off, lemme eat my FOOD!

By the way, have I introduced one of my closest friends; this is Simon:

Ok, fair enough, in this picture he's just had the lipo-suction so he looks quite thin compared to usual in this picture, but it only took a couple of weeks for him to return to normal, I would get a photo, but I couldn't find a super-super-super-widescreen lens for my camera

Then I have a couple more brain-numbing lessons before I head off home. I get the train back to southampton and Simon's parents give me a lift most evenings, of course, Simon is always keen to get in:

All right, so may be I'm being a bit mean to Simon, he's not that fat in real life. HE'S BIGGER!

After a tough day, I have two choices, I either sit in front of my tele/computer and vegetate whilst thinking about all the work I should be doing, or I see my girlfriend and we vegetate together! I'll refrain from putting any pictures up for this one, she's too good looking, it'll make you all feel bad about yourselves.

Naturally, I eat, ponder over my poverty, think about all the things I can't afford and generally depress myself, tis a good job I have a wonderful girlfriend to keep me happy :)

Then I doze off to sleep, whilst thinking about a) my girlfriend and b) all the physics books I should be reading if I ever want to get into university. Oh well, shit happens. Then the next day starts.

NB: None of this applies now, as I go to university studying physics, and don't have a wonderful girlfriend to keep me happy. which is probably why im not.