Here are a collection of my favourite sayings, in no particular order unless otherwise stated. Please feel free to send in yours, I will promptly evaluate them and post them.

 

"Enjoy Boredom.  It's All you have to look forward to."

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill." Shame that.

"Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it."

"Productively wasting time."

"Procrastination is like Masturbation.....you're only screwing yourself."

"Windows: the first virus with a pretty GUI"

"Microsoft: We make virii work!"

"Life is a game. Just really badly programmed."

"The only thing which helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes..."

"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded." - Yogi Bear

"Stupidity should be painful."

"Never Under-estimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"You laugh because I am different, I laugh because you are all the same." - Thanks to Mandi for the last three quotes.

"As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing."

"Its never whether or not you are in the shit, its just the depth that varies."