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Please make a nice world, don't make it nasty. This page is NOT for gas guzzlers, Guantanamo rendition by US marines and their CIA overlords, fat lawyers, New Labours police thugs, Freemasons, KKK, dodgy religions and all politicians who openly support corruption, torture, lies, bad laws while stealing our taxes. And most things USA.)
Please make a nice world, don't make it any nastier.
Men are from Mars, Women from Venus and Politicians from Uranus.
This website: Helping others:
Britain suffers from three main curses. 1: Lying politicians under the thumb of the USA. 2:
Freemasons, (or the police and Judiciary as they are more
commonly known) and 3: Brain Rot, (TV- football, soaps etc.)
While these three remain, Britain is slowly becoming a police
state for the corporate rich. We already suffer an ever widening gap
between rich and poor and more police crap is yet to come, or -
'Dumb down the monkeys with rubbish crap education and more TV,
cream off the taxes with yet more lies, then apply ID cards to
control the monkeys before they realise the're f**ked.'
So always remember this :
Where The People fear the government there is tyranny.
Where the government fear The People there is freedom.
This website is here because Britain's skills are at an all time low. All MP's work to constrain The People. Not just our freedoms, but everwhere. Government paperwork now actually prevents craftmanship. More often we can make a better Britain by ignoring the many stupid government constraints and do so much better ourselves.
The following is a rather wide spread of low cost skills that most Brits can manage.
From making your own spectacles to plumbing a house, you can save money and also save time for better things, while developing a truly worthwhile sense of pride in your abilities.
Britain simply does not have the skills to offer because the best brains have are not wanted by recruitment 'HR' managers, or had to leave these shores to get a decent job.
In Italy an engineer is highly respected. In Japan, an artist is often called Master.
This is modern Britain. Apart from the creeping Police state, we all know Britain is awash with institutionally incompetent workers, (often freemasons or thier wives), while real skills are being lost and education a sick joke.
Despite this creeping crap, we must all say NO to bad workmanship.
Don't get ripped-off any more :
Enjoy life and help others to create a better world.
Vote for decent MP's - If totaly usless, the spoil your vote. No MP is worth the obscene 100,000 +++
they now get, plus dodgy perks for thier toadies. Every politician must do a full week of social, hospital or police work each year to face reality. Only if there is good return for our taxes, social harmony, decent housing, dental and hospitals, no war and no crime in thier area should polticians get any reasonable pay.
It gets worse: In Britain, only the corrupt: The immoral developers, accountants, politicians and their lawyers get (grab) decent pay. (Sucked out of taxpayers.) Labour intends to fob the NHS to private (mostly dodgy USA) corporations to manage. So the present NHS management costing 6% will soon rocket to well over 30%, with a lot of fat cats, but far less health for OUR taxes.
Under New Labour, even our once trusted police have changed from protecting to oppressing the public. Who is the real criminal - the person dropping a piece of litter, or the Facist style policeman prersecuting them.
Britain truly sucks, but that is not to say the British are all bad. -
There remains a residual population who are poor but have
skills, so hunt us and use us. We are usually unemployed. (When I mentioned dificlty finding work, I was decretely offere Freemsion menbership, but I prefer to be honest, even if unemployed.) I'm
just one of tens of thousands unemployed honest craftsmen and consider it my duty to my fellow poor Brits to help then to help themselves in an honourable way.
And so, after getting pissed off with slimy, lying politicians, freemasons (judges and police) and thier ID card state, it's time to make your own little bit of the world better.
Britain is now so bad, I regularly and freely repair the work of 'certified' plumbers, roofers, computer experts, vehicle mechanics, gas fitters and electricians. A house down our street
blew up completely because of a certified gas fitter. A professional roofer (repairing next door), left a ten foot hole in our roof one night during a thunderstorm. - See 'Home DIY' simple
roof repair page so you can survive the efforts of 'certified' Brit bodgers.
Most of Britain now a 'rip off'.
Spectacles are a massive rip off - this website can show you how to make your own glasses. And what's more, to make them far better than commercial designs, made to measure and for under one pound.
Cowboys rule: British Gas said our back boiler was no longer repairable but they could fit a new system for a thousand pounds. I found the commonly available part in my town for under
a fiver, fitted it within an hour and was then passed by a highly recommended independent gas expert. See home DIY - gas.
I also repair electronics, computers, bikes, cars etc. With government approved modern monkeys like these, you too should consider looking again at doing your own repairs.
Of course ordinary Brits can do better:
It's only government bullshit that keeps modern standards at an all time low:
Britain can no longer build our own trains. The French build the Royal
Navy's aircraft carriers. Education a shambles. The NHS needs prune juice for a
chronic paper blockage. British stress, over use of antidepressants, under-age parents and violence are the worst in Europe.
British A levels and Blairs 'Degrees for all' are a standing
joke. My B.Sc. from a top-ten university is worthless. I've a B.Ed, so cannot help but see the mess. - Everywhere you look, educational standards plummet to manipulate government
statistics. (Spin and bullshit) I was awarded a GNVQ 5 in business management, but thought it was a couple of free advisory sessions ! Yes Britain really is that bad.
If a hairdresser got his pet cat and rabbit awarded GNVQ's in hairdressing, then who is 'fixing' your cars' brakes.
Increasing numbers of British engineers and teachers emigrate. Who can blame them ? With Blair's 'degrees for all', nobody takes education seriously. 'A' levels are a joke. (Don't blame the kids, they know no better and the few remaining good teachers that are left are hamstrung.)
Many undergraduates now resort to prostitution and many top graduates openly intend to commit 'white collar' crime upon graduation. I know many who have already fallen down this terrible route, some through Jobcentre pressure.
Of course Britain can do better: As standards fall, some of the most popular evening classes are DIY plumbing for women. Everyone can see the real situation: Self reliance makes for a
better Britain. This website offers basic plumbing skills.
Criminals will relish I.D. cards.
With over 60,000 examples of brief cases and laptops with official senitive data going amis in 2007, we should all be terrified. Being able to get full data on us all, 'they' (gov't and criminals) can target each and every individual by income, bank data and medical history for anything from spam, through robbery to kidnapping. The government has already started
loosing millions of Brits data. Criminals have no need to steal, just be watchful for civil servants leaving laptops in the back of taxis.
This is just the start.
It will soon be worth any police or software engineer to pocket a few millions to 'loose' data. If all software firms already need to update software every day against increasingly
clever criminals, then only a complete fool would trust a British
government computer system. We have already wasted billions of
our taxes on some truly appalling, simple govenment computer systems. ID
card systems are far harder and nigh on impossible to do, let
alone ensure any security. When your ID card is needed for
purchases, then rogue software and swipe card readers will soon
know all about you, me, us all. We are doomed to government
incompetence and criminals (and government toadies) knowing literally everything about
us.
Criminals will only need to swipe your ID card, the rest is child's play.
The only hope is that, as the police data base already has over 80
percent inaccurate data, then similar government incompetence
may be the only defence against cyber criminals.
DNA, ID cards and government thugs.
In a country where standards are falling, the police are just as
bad and have fantasies of everyone as criminals, effectively
raping us for our DNA for the ID card database. Police are now
Data rapists.
We don't see the politicians or police or judges being forced or
even offering their DNA for the police state database. If DNA is
taken against the will of the People, then so too should Freemason allegiances be checked, so they too can be cross checked to see who gets light sentencing from dodgy judges and police, or who is overlooked for prison. Britain stinks of corrupt politicians, judges and their police thugs. If all police, politicians and judges were forced to give their DNA first and Freemason allegiances first, then perhaps they may too, may start thinking about Britain's creeping police state.
Perhaps they too may prefer the true, data free freedom of the individual.
Dream on Britain - where politicians openly lie and send the
finest soldiers to die in an illegal war.
Dream on into a police state, where police can kill, then get tried whitewashed
under 'health and safety'. No police were even 'reprimanded' for putting seven bullets in an innocent Brazilain's head while on a London undergound train. Our police are patently above the law. They now openly oppress the citizen rather than protect us.
A thug is a thug by any name, - be they a mugger or policeman.
If the law does not respect the people, then the people
cannot respect the law.
Since Magna Carta, Britain has had some of the best laws.
No one respects any of Blairs terrible laws. They are all crap, or worse, -
dangerous. The world has yet to see Blairs document stating that war
on Iraq is legal. Our soldiers are lions led by slime.
Britain deserves far better than the likes of Blair or Brown.
Blairs laws may turn everyone into a criminal.
Foxhunting, smoking - who's next. - us.
The abomination called 'New Labour' has now passed laws to prevent home owners from doing their own
work. Many peopel now say "Sod useless gov't crap laws and training schemes. Do it
yourself." Whatever happens, New Stalinism Labour wants us
ALL to be taxed to death, become criminals and that dreaded ID card will haunt us all. - Atrue police state in the Stalinist tradition.
Meanwhile, hundreds of MP's with fat pensions have yet more subsidised drinking bars installed in Parliament, plus endless expensive meals in Strasburg. It is OUR taxes thay pay for their excesses.
It will get worse: Soon our organs will be harvested.
True Brits are becoming nothing more than tax cows.
To be herded and bled dry by MP's.
ID cards anyone ? -
Your biometrics, blood group, DNA, your medical history.
For faster removal of our taxes, body organs, our freedom.
You will never own your ID card -
It owns you !
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Try a stroll on Dartmoor.
See Access routes.
If you're a British kid hanging around streets with nothing
to do, schools telling you all is well as we fall further down
the world education list. No real job, yet another crap training
scheme, no youth club, (were they all run by paedofiles? Of course not.) No
hope ? then welcome to modern Britain. Adults feel just the
same. Don't expect politicians or 'social services' to help.
You must make your own life better.
Look for a friends garage or back yard and ask around politely for an unwanted car or motorcycle engine or a whole bike or car. (Or build a boat - see my boats page). Never steal, or you will soon become a crap person. Hang around a scrap yard or offer to help in garages on Saturdays, wear decent boots and offer to help for some bits.
Always steer clear of modern police who consider the poor are all criminals (and only want our DNA on their database), rather than to help the ordainary citizens who must pay their exorbitant wages and even fatter police pensions.
Just a tarpaulin or groundsheet in a back garden is enough to build a custom machine. Ask around for an old welder and build up a small set of tools. It costs a lot less than a packet of
cigarettes or a few cans of brew. See my motorcycle mechanics
monograph to start. Most kids stick pictures of bikes on their
bedroom walls. By the time you are ready to take your motorcycle
test, you and your friends may have built a few custom
motorcycles and all for mere pennies.
From the time you are alienated from school at 14, to becoming a
man at 18, you will probably be ten times more employable than
anyone who has 'paperwork'. Few employers respect modern
paperwork anyway, and prefer proof of some real ability every time.
I don't profess to know all the answers, but unlike my jobcentre
'advisors', I believe we Brits could one day again be the worlds best
DIY'ers, craftsmen, teachers, engineers, nurses and doctors.
(Although our scientists have sold out to big corporations, eg,
GM crops etc.)
But as a B.Ed, and B.Sc, I'm just one of the tens of thousands who politicians encourage towards crime.
Don't follow New Labours' path: I'd prefer to repair your house than be pushed to steal from it !
So -
Commit random kindness
and acts of careless beauty.
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So, for a much better world (and as a mild CV), this website
offers help to anyone if they put their mind to it.
John Partridge.
Unemployed. B.Ed. B.Sc. M.I.Plant Eng. Tech.C.E.I.
- Gizzajob, please.
Build your own boat and Lifejacket.
What's been updated since you last visited.
This is a feedback driven website: Web pages with no feedback
get dumped.
Domestic Repair: Wiring. Easy roof slates. Repairing
central heating. Flat-pack furniture. Overflow pipe and roof
tank. Washing machines. Easy defrosting.
Build your own Stair Lift: For under 200 quid.
Computers: Reliability, diagnostics, watercooling,
printers.
Walking: Navigation exercise.
Cycles, Bikes, Trikes, Cars etc: Finding the centre of
gravity, Suspension, Gearchange anims.
Survival kits: Solar stills, swimming. A Nato knife mod.
Plymouth guide: Easiest access routes to central
Dartmoor.
Aerodynamics: Test cell design. Making propellers,
interfacing computers.
Boats: Wiring, prop repair, lifejackets. Hull design and
build. Sails and composites.
DIY power Wind turbines, water turbines and waterheels.

DIY wind and water power.
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| Home maintenance & repair:
| Leaking taps / toilet flush.
| Fitting a sink, U bend , Tiles.
| | Defrost a fridge easily.
| Solve self assembly furniture.
| Basic tool kit .
| Repair tools incl electric drills.
| Fit and repair gas ovens.
| Fit, repair gas central heating.
| | Alternative central heating. | Washing
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| Repair poor wiring.  | Wire a plug. Why fuses blow.
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| It's NOT rocket science.
| Sensible Hardware.
| Mere pennies.
| Sensible Software.
| Mostly Free and Always Safe.
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| Choose well. Long life, low costs.
| Appalling Pixma printers.
| Stay clear of bad printers.
| Digital Cameras.
| Long life, low cost and new ideas.
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| Computer Case Design.
| From simple to your ultimate DIY.
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| Theory and build your Ultimate system.
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| Design, Build, Test.
| | Motorcycle Design and Build.
| Design, Build, Test.
| Enclosed Motorcycle Design.
| A Builders Guide.
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| Composite HPV Cycle Design.
| A Builders Guide.
| Composite Motorcycle Design.
| A Builders Guide.
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| | Electrics for Bike, Trike, Car.
| A Builders Guide.
| | Simple Electronic Ignition.
| Poorly MX or moped ?
| | Simple Harley rewire.
| Philosophy and lifestyle.
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| It's not rocket science, it's DIY.
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| Car and Campervan Design. | A Builders Guide. ZIP file.
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Anodising in a cup.
| Motorcycle Mechanics. | 3 training monographs ZIP file.
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Have a better holiday.
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| | A Tourist Guide to Plymouth.
| Barbican/Hoe, no tourist spin
| | Plymouth to Dartmoor.
| Many routes by Foot and Cycle.
| | Outdoor Walking.
| Healthy body, healthy mind.
| | Navigation exercise 1.
| Learn to navigate on Dartmoor.
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| | Survival Kit Design. |
Careful design works best.
| | Survival Knife Design. |
Tools not toys.
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| | Solar Stills. | Stay
alive on sea and land.
| | Boats. | Rewire, motors,
props etc.
| | Boats II. | Hull Design and build.
| | Life Jackets. | Make and
Modify.
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Trust only yourself, safely.
| Look after Your Teeth. |
They can last a lifetime.
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| | DIY designer spectacles.
| The best glasses for just two quid.
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| Free Power. | Water
Turbines. Wind Turbines. | | | Waterwheels.
Generators.
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engine. | Steam is special fun.
| R/C Gliders. An easy
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DIY steam engines.
A few earlier monographs.
An Alternative to the Mackay
Plan: Stop damaging Plymouth.
Recommended work by other people.
Web pages presently under construction:
25 simple aids for the elderly which are cheap to make at home.
A guide to DIY dentistry and dentures. (Dedicated to Thatcher
and Blair.)
A guide to DIY prosthetic hands, arms and legs.
A comprehensive guide to motorcycle design, manufacture and the
future.
Protect yourself against 'modern policing' - 'DIY
countermeasures' to pepper spray, tasers etc.
How to survive as a patient in a British hospital. (Better food
and cleanliness).
DIY boat and yacht design, building and maintenance. Includes
radical yacht racing hull design.
Very cheap digital hearing aids. Ear moulds.
The Black Office - An assement of unemployed suffering dispair and depression caused by Jobcentres.
Ducati Desmodromic valves, engineering drawing and CAD. See Design and Media.
Classic walks on Dartmoor.
Now available is my Classic Walks on Dartmoor volumes 1
and 2 for 10 pounds including postage. Consisting of
over 200 walks with maps and details, over 3,000 photos and
illustrations. My artwork for Okehampton Castle. On CD's equivalent to over 5,000 pages if it was a book. Includes history and much more. See Navigation exercise 1 on this website for small example. Email jhpart@btinternet.com to order.
Feel sorry for Britain, but don't feel sorry for me, just give me a job, please. Please help the thousands of unemployed British engineers and
science graduates to make a much better Britain.
John Partridge. B.Ed. B.Sc. Gizzajob.
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Britain for the British
Now and Forever.
You are not racist to love your
country.
Email jhpart@btinternet.com
British Politics.
A lot has been removed from this website due to no feedback.
The bike projects: 'A Builders Guide' Series is
based on my research notes between 1990 and 2000 while building
the JP1 to JP7 and Longbow. Twelve machines were built, four
being road legal. Information gleaned from research and decades
of building award wining custom and radical machines is
condensed into these guides. All start from basics, through
design and engineering hurdles to build and test functional
machines.
The JP3 is still my favourite and far nicer to ride than my
Ducati. The JP4 handles even better, with a low drag factor and
a power to weight ratio better than a motocrosser, a rim disk to
stop an elephant, but was just too powerful for the tyres. Since
2002, I've been developing well beyond the JP7. The radical JP8b
design is close to first test run, but I need to take out at
least five patents, but I'm on the dole.
This website started as a description of the JP7 and Longbow, to
show some of the ways I had developed two wheel design and to
gain feedback. By 1993, the fundamentals for both the Longbow
and JP series were well proven with many fully working chassis
designs far beyond my expectations. Many were road legal and
ridden in various countries.
The pedal cycle programme ended with the Longbow recumbent cycle
design. The Longbow cycle and JP7 were both fun to ride and help
develop the chassis geometry now in the JP8b.
I like riding in real comfort, not a flag in the wind or rain.
These designs have the comfort and crash safety of feet first,
the suspension advantages of single sided front and rear
suspension, antidive hub centre steering, and of course, all are
developed to have hands-off stability even at walking pace. All
are superb to ride. From the outset they are designed to be
truly ergonomic forms, genuinely relaxing for all riders, ultra
compact, very light with low centres of gravity, which in turn
offers very fine handling and superb slaloming capability.
The JP7 was originally designed as a long distance
tourer. With superb stability and agility, the machines showed
even greater promise as an inner city taxi bike. All the
development machines were fun to ride using a wide range of
testers, including ladies, children and the disabled. The JP7c
series was re-developed for batches of twenty, for Trident, 996,
R1 and VFR engines for 15,000 pounds each. Project is shelved.
The JP8b/c is different again, to test my advanced
work, partially proven with the JP5c/d sub-series and achieving
many world firsts. This is patent country and all other forms of
motorcycle are now dated. Presently undergoing non destructive
testing to maximum loads, tortional stiffness and structural
feedback testing and primary refinements. From the graphs, the
JP8b is theoretically far better and the design more advanced
than any F1 technology. The engineering problems have all been
resolved and being perfected. This is penultimate stage to the
final solo JP9 racer and the dual enclosed JP10 which should be
due around 2015/20.
Although these are called guides, the
author advises the reader not to act upon this information
because the dogs of law lie around every corner. (Increasing
numbers of excellent and useful websites are being shut down
through greedy lawyers. As lawyers get richer, society gets
poorer.)
So always try to improve society rather than just take from it.
Until then, lawyer stuff. Copying, duplication or transmission
of this material whole or in part is not permitted without the
written permission of the author. Those using this information
do so entirely at their own risk. Errors and omissions excepted.
Contents subject to change without notice. All material herein
is subject to copyright, patent and other intellectual property
rights. All rights reserved. Copyright (C) J.Partridge. 1999
2003. Have a nice day:)
Boycott the lottery if you think the money should go to
good causes, not fat developers.
Books page ver 26. April 2009.
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