EPISODE 3:
What happens:  Barbara's mother; Norma spends Sunday dinner with the family and Mary
brings Denise's wedding dress round for a fitting. Dave tries to recover from a bad pint at
The Pear Tree the night before and the whole family gather around the telly to place bets on
the valuations on the Antiques Roadshow. Antony is sent on a ciggie and chocolate run to the
shop and returns to wind Dave up about Beverly Macca.
Others seen:  Norma Speakman: LIZ SMITH, Mary Carroll: DOREEN KEOGH,
                        Joe Carroll: PETER MARTIN, Cheryl Carroll: JESSICA STEVENSON.
Not seen:  Genette, Mr Best, Gwen, Beverly Macca, Betty, bald comedian at Labour Club.
What they watch:  Wildlife documentary, Antiques Roadshow.
What they eat:  Roast chicken, damaged cakes, Crunchies and Turkish Delight.
Jim says My Arse:  Taught them, Say it, Has she.
Magic Moments:  NORMA: I don't drink at all me...just a bottle of stout a night and a
                              sherry at Christmas.
                              ANTONY: What about a whisky at New Year, Nana?
                              NORMA: Yes, a whisky at New Year, a sherry at Christmas and a
                            bottle of stout.
                            JIM: You'll have champagne at the wedding.
                              NORMA: Yes, champagne at weddings, whisky at New Year, sherry
                              at Christmas and a bottle of stout...that'll do me.

                              JIM(To Antony): All right, but if I catch you in the Feathers I'll clip
                              your earhole. You don't shit on your own doorstep.
                              DAVE: I nearly did last night. I couldn't get the key in quick enough.

                              BARBARA: How's your diet going, Cheryl?
                              CHERYL: I'm doing all right. I lost four pounds, I put two back on,
                              then another two...so I've not gained any.
                              BARBARA: You're doing very well to stick to it.

EPISODE 4:
What happens:  It's Jim's birthday and  it's pomagne and Victoria sponge all round(except
for Joe who has lager and a Kit-Kat). Denise nurses a hangover from a lock-in at the Feathers
and Antony nurses a black eye from a fight in the precinct with the Beswick brothers.
Denise's new jacket from the catalogue arrives which leads to a disscussion on Richard Gere's
sexuality. The whole family along with Cheryl head out to the Feathers to celebrate further.
Others seen:  Mary Carroll: DOREEN KEOGH, Joe Carroll: PETER MARTIN,
                        Cheryl Carroll: JESSICA STEVENSON. 
Not seen:  Norma, Mr Best, Beverly Macca, Pauline from the bakers, Charlie Rogers,
The Beswick brothers, Sheila Cowles, Ted from the Feathers.
What they watch:  Coronation Street.
What they eat:  Victoria sponge cake, Kit-Kat, Polos(Dave had liver & onions for tea).
Jim doesn't say My Arse
Magic Moments:  ANTONY: It's all right that jacket.
                              DENISE: What are you after, being nice to me?
                              ANTONY: Shove it up your arse then.
                              BARBARA: Ey! Cut it out it's your dad's birthday...we don't want
                              arses everywhere.

                              BARBARA: I don't care what anybody is...whether they're gay,
                              straight, Australian. It's what they're like as a person that counts.
                              JIM: Steady on Barbara, it's not Live Aid, it's my birthday.

                              JIM: Put your coat on, Barbara.
                              BARBARA: Why, are you taking me with you?
                              JIM: No, I'm turning the fire off...of course I'm taking you with me...
                              as if I'd leave you here on my birthday...come on...don't forget your   
                              purse.

EPISODE 5:
What happens:  It's night-time and Jim and Barbara are disturbed by a rowing Dave and Denise. Denise accuses Dave of flirting with Beverly Macca at a disco where he was DJ
and Denise calls the wedding off. After some heart-to-hearts and some serious indigestion
from Jim, the wedding is back on and Jim produces his banjo for a sing-song. Antony displays
his muscle-man skills and everyone heads back to bed.
Others seen:  None.
Not seen:  Norma, Pauline & Donna from the bakers, Beverly Macca, Mr Best,
Auntie Annie, Stuart(Denise's ex), Robson the budgie.
What they watch: Pyjama Party.
What they eat:  Ham & beetroot butty, Clubs, Rennies.
Jim says My Arse:  Equaliser.
Magic Moments:  DENISE: Every time I came out of the toilet she was round him like
                              flies around shit and(to Dave) you're the shit and she's not even the
                                fly cos she's too fat to be a fly, she's the shit as well, that's what you
                              are, two shovels of shit...and that's it.
                              BARBARA: We don't have to bring shit into it.

                              BARBARA: Haven't you got a hanky?
                              JIM: What, in my pyjamas? There's barely enough room for my tackle.
                              BARBARA: Do we need to know, Jim?

                              DENISE: Night Cassanova.
                              DAVE(joking): Night Bev...Uh, Denise.
                              DENISE: Don't push it.