EPISODE 3:
What happens: Jim and Twiggy decorate the front room in preparation for the christening
and proceed to wind up Dave about reporting his van stolen after he forgets where he left it
and Darren about Big Julie; his latest girlfriend who looks like Tina Turner. Denise fobs Baby David off on to Cheryl who then feeds her face with bacon butties(with ketchup and
mayonaise). The lads serenade Darren with a Tina Turner medley.
Others seen: Twiggy: GEOFFREY HUGHES, Cheryl Carroll: JESSICA STEVENSON,
                      Darren Sinclair-Jones: ANDREW WHYMENT.
Not seen: Joe, Lee(Twiggy's son), Michelle(Twiggy's girlfriend), Big Julie,
                Beverley Macca, Black Roy and his white wife. 
No telly!
What they eat: Bacon butties.
Jim doesn't say My Arse
Magic moments:  BARBARA: Ooh, have you got some new scales, Cheryl?
                              CHERYL: Yeah.
                              BARBARA: Oh, what are they like?
                              CHERYL: Much more accurate.
                            BARBARA: 'You mean you're lighter on them?
                              CHERYL: Yeah.
                             
                              BARBARA(on bacon butties): Do you want one, Denise?
                              DENISE: Yeah oh, no, erm,ooh yeah, no.
                              CHERYL: If you make it and she doesn't want it, I'll have it. 

                              TWIGGY(on Beveley Macca): She's looking a treat; high heels,
                              fish nets, short white leather skirt, low cut top, baps out, the lot. She
                              looked the biz.
                              JIM: Bloody hell, what's her face like, Twigg? I've never managed to
                              look that high up.

EPISODE 4:
What happens: Norma is in mourning for Elsie and reminisces about her late friend whilst
making plans to remove any perishables from her larder(and wardrobe and medicine cabinet).
The peace is again disturbed by Baby David crying over the intercom and eventually Cheryl
is despatched to see to him. Antony is sent to the chippy to fetch the tea and the longer he takes, the more anxious Cheryl becomes. Jim finally snaps and tells Norma what he thinks of her and resurrects the ghost of Elsie via Baby David's intercom.
Others seen: Norma Speakman: LIZ SMITH, Cheryl Carroll: JESSICA STEVENSON.
Not seen: Emma, Marion & Mickey, Elsie(RIP).
What they watch: Hollyoaks, Emmerdale(theme tune only), Holiday.
No food!(to Cheryl's dismay)
Jim says My Arse: Bidet, Best friend.
Magic Moments:  NORMA: Eh, it's funny i'nt it Barbara when you way up? In every
                              cloud there's a silver lining, isn't there? Y'know I didn't think I'd get
                              that much wear out of this black cardie.

                              DAVE: Did you get me them pipe cleaners, Denise?
                              DENISE: Oh, no there weren't any.
                              DAVE: Did you look?
                              DENISE: Yeah.
                              DAVE: Where?
                              DENISE: Top Shop and Miss Selfridge.
                              DAVE: Bloody hell.

                              JIM: Sod this, I'm off for a chat with the arabs.
                              CHERYL: What d'you mean, Jim?
                              JIM: Mustapha Crap.

EPISODE 5:
What happens: The family settle in front of the telly whilst Antony peels the spuds for tea.
Antony prepares for his trip to London the next day to try and plug the recently reformed Exit's tape. Denise gets protective about her brother and there is a rare tender moment as the
family tell Antony that they're always there for him. Nana emerges from the bathroom but
hasn't managed a movement, she gives Antony three pound for his trip. Jim and Norma argue 
over who will use the loo next, Norma wins when she follows through whilst laughing, leaving
the others in hysterics. Meanwhile, Les on Shopping City isn't having a good day.
Others seen: Norma Speakman: LIZ SMITH.
Not seen: Darren, Emma, Mr & Mrs Best, Marion, Elsie(RIP).
What they watch: Shopping City.
No food(but it's egg and chips for tea)
Jim doesn't say My Arse
Magic moments:  BARBARA: Oh Dave, how's the farmyard going?
                              DAVE: Oh, it's alright Barbara, I've nearly finished it now. I want to
                              give it to Baby David next week on the morning of his christening, as
                              a present, y'know?
                              JIM: Have you got any bullshit for it, Dave? Or do you think
                              Barbara's got plenty going spare?

                              DAVE(on sausages): How out of date are they?
                              BARBARA: Oh I don't know Dave, about a week or so I think. 
                              DAVE: Oh, that doesn't bother me that, Barbara, I don't bother
                              about all that out of date stuff, that's alright.
                              BARBARA: Oh Dave, i'nt that a lovely way to live.

                              JIM: I've been looking forward to this shite.
                              DENISE: Dad, you could've kept that to yourself, thank you very
                              much.
                              JIM: Not for much longer I bloody couldn't.