Holiday Log

of

Lady Barbara II

Introduction

Award Winning Holiday Log

Quaich Trophy Presented to Kenny & Barbara for their winning sailing Log 2003.

 

The Summer holiday of 2003 enticed Kenny and Barbara to break with the family tradition and try a Scottish sailing holiday.

The holiday was planned to be challenging yet relaxing, achievable but most of all enjoyable. The plan was to cross Scotland from the Firth of Forth to the Atlantic and Back via the Forth & Clyde and Crinan Canals then back again within two weeks.

Since buying her from the Bosun's Locker in September 2002, Lady Barbara II had enjoyed many short trips but all of them in reasonable weather conditions on the River Forth.

With a well-stocked boat Kenny And Barbara set off from Port Edgar Marina on Sunday morning 29th June.

 

 

 

Day 1. Port Edgar to Grangemouth and River Caron Sunday 29th June 2003  15 miles

10am on a mild but overcast morning as we set out on the first leg of our holiday to Grangemouth. A steady F3 Easterly helped us make the trip to the mouth of the Caron in under 2 hours. We had arrived a touch early and had to take our time up the River Caron to meet our 13:00 de-masting time alongside Steve's crane, which sits on a floating barge, tide permitting.

When we arrived, the tide was pushing up behind us, the wind was gusting and the Barge was stuck fast in mud. It was a challenge trying to waste time in a narrow river with the tide and wind pushing the wrong way. We were amazed at the half dozen or so on-lookers at the Grangemouth Yacht club who simply sat and watched as we struggled to come along-side the non-floating barge. Eventually Steve arrived, helped us attach ourselves and the Mast was down in around 15 minutes.

A quick tidy up of lose ends and we headed on down the river. As we passed the GYC members they simply sat and stared and no - not even a wave. We passed under the Kerse bridge with at least one foot to spare in air draught. We entered the sea lock, picked up a slot on a quiet pontoon and parked up for the night.

Sunday is not as we found, the best day to start a passage through the Forth & Clyde canal due to staff shortages. There was also a 7 year old boy found floating in the canal near Falkirk. Thankfully the lad was spotted by a chartered small cruiser, rescued and rushed to hospital by helicopter. This had understandably kept the BW teams busy that afternoon. We understand the little lad thankfully survived his ordeal.

 Caron Canal Basin mast down and ready to go

Day 2. Caron Basin-Kirkintilloch Mon 30 June   17.5 miles

We set off at 08:30 to face the flight of locks up through Falkirk we were pleased to have qualified help from the British Waterways team which made the passage through the locks much easier. We enjoyed a degree of education on how to tie up and we soon got the hang of the required approach and timings.

The Grangemouth to Falkirk section steps you up quite rapidly and in no time you peak out at Camelon where we stopped for lunch at the Union Inn (Lock 16). At 13:00 we headed Westwards passed the swinging footbridge and entrance to the Falkirk wheel and on through Bonnybridge. The sun came out and my head was burning. Barbara popped my beany hat on took my picture then it swiftly blew off into the canal to be lost forever in the thickest of weeds.

By Bonnybridge we were quite well used to the Locks and started to work a system with Barbara standing up front on the bow line and me doing the steering , reverse -forward - reverse - throwing the aft line all at the same time. With a blustery East wind, a West bound passage can be tricky and reverse gear was used a fair bit. We also quickly learned not to arrive at Lock gates before they were actually open.

As we approached the A80 bridge at Banknock we discovered a bunch of teenagers swarming around the canal side and a couple of lads dangling from the bridge supports. We assumed this was some form of welcome committee but we had to stay on our toes as they dived or plunged into the canal a few feet in front of our path. We quickly popped the Outboard in to Neutral and heard a few splashes as they adopted just in time manoeuvres to swim out of our way. They seemed slightly upset when we decided not to stop and made a few gestures when we suggested that the canal was not a healthy place to try to commit suicide. We passed by several large canal side properties that were derelict and we could see the potential of some of these buildings as bistro cafιs or restaurants if someone had the spare cash. One building had already adopted this and had the almost relevant title of Passage to India. (Indian Restaurant)

We reached Auchenstarry which had been a recommended stop over for the night but decided to push on to Kirkintilloch mainly to find shops. Auchenstarry looks a peaceful spot but despite a few small craft looked quite deserted when we passed through - better visited when the facilities are completed perhaps. Another 20 minutes or so and we reached Kirkintilloch.

Kirkintilloch Seagull Trust pontoon

We stopped for the night at the Seagull

Trust which is only 100 yards

from Kirkintilloch's main street

Once berthed, we walked 200 yds for a Chinese carry-out meal. The other advantage of stopping here was reasonably good toilet and shower facilities next to the long pontoon.

We had a few youths pay us a visit but the novelty soon wore off as the rain came on and they thankfully popped off home.

Just after midnight we heard footsteps on the pontoon next to the boat a couple of young ladies were standing in the teaming rain - they just stood quietly outside the boat with expressionless ghostly faces saying nothing. Barbara suggested just to say good night and go back to sleep, which we did, and the ladies faded away into the night. Otherwise no trouble in this busy area.

Day 3. Kirkintilloch to Bowling Tues 1st July   17 Miles

At 08:30 We headed West as was recommended by our local BW man and within a mile we met a canal thick with weed and the notorious plastic carrier bags we were expecting and we even spotted our first sunken shopping trolley.

After a couple of slow miles the weed eased off and as long as we stayed mid channel we were generally Ok. I was impressed with the endurance of our little 8 HP Yamaha which seemed to purr away and only needed lifting a couple of times in 32 miles to free up wrapped on weed.

It was around this area that we discovered the answer to one of life's great mysteries -

" Where do footballs go when they die" ?

The answer was clear - They all end up in the Forth & Clyde Canal.

In one stretch of less than a mile, I counted no less that 27 footballs of various qualities - Even a Mitre Multiplex and a rather new looking Match ball – perhaps it had floated up after a wayward shot from Partick Thistle at Maryhill.

We also spotted a 3-piece suite, umpteen bicycles, and a few discarded white goods - it was good to see the donators kept their deposits mostly to the edges of the canal to keep the middle free for the boaters. The canal still needs a good tidy up near the town areas.

Eventually we reached Maryhill and it was suggested by a couple of passers-by that our mid morning passage was a good time to see Maryhill at its best - before things were busy !  We continued on around the North side of Glasgow in the steady downhill run passing many back gardens and we regularly had waves from the residents who came to their windows as we motored-by and we also had a brief chat to the many users that take to the canal banks on foot or bicycle.

A regular exchange of words with the kids was;

"Hey Mister, I like yer boat" - to which the standard reply was – " I like yer bike".

That always brought a smile to the kids faces -

but only if they were cycling on a bike at the time -As Barbara pointed out to me.

Maryhill Locks

O Sol e Me O !

We had a rather theatrical yet unintentional entrance into the middle of Clydebank shopping centre. This was due to the sudden appearance of a barge in mid channel and a tightening canal stretch which drew us rather quickly and unexpectedly to the heart of a shopping precinct. We did not get the chance to turn down the volume on the Russell Watson Classical music that we had playing - This was to the great amusement of the dozens of shoppers lining the canal-bank and left us a wee bit embarrassed. - There were a couple of comments of "Hey Paveroty" - or - "do ye no huv EM en EM" – It was all good fun and we saw the funny side.

We tied up for half an hour and I visited the canal side Chippy to buy a few chips to accompany our lunch of Salmon Rolls. Whilst sitting in the sun we were surrounded by local shoppers carrying the notorious plastic shopping bags and pushing shopping trolleys.

The native Clydebankers were friendly and keen to learn where we were from and where we were heading - a few older residents were amazed we had actually made it all the way there in one piece - Not sure what they meant ?

A couple of individuals we met at Clydebank actually turned up later that evening at Bowling to see if we had reached our destination which was amazing. One policeman on holiday with his two daughters followed us by bicycle for no less than 12 miles.

After lunch the first of two pedestrian bridges was lifted and when I asked the British Waterways assistant why both bridges did not get raised at the same time - he said it was much safer this way then added "the shoppers don’t throw things at yer boat if you always keep one bridge open for them".

The shopping precinct area offers a reasonable stretch to tie up to but beware of a sharp jagged ledges 6 to 12  inches below the surface and extensive weeds.

We continued on in our descent of the remaining locks. As we neared the towering Erskine Bridge the weeds came back with a vengeance to such an extent I was almost asking Barbara to get out and push.

The friendly faces of Jane and David (BW Lock- keepers) kept us going the final mile or so to Bowling and they stayed on late to help us raise the mast ready for a quick departure the next morning. We were pleased to have reached Bowling and after 38 locks we felt we deserved a night out. We wandered down to the Little Mill Inn and had a meal then up to the bay Inn for a nightcap.

We made our way back to the Bowling Basin only to find the place all locked up for the night (closes all gates at 9pm). By sheer luck we found the Toilet Block key that we collected in Caron and tried it in the Gate Padlock - To our astonishment, it worked and we were in. We wandered back to Lady Barbara and fought off the midges. Barbara had produced Net curtains, which were tailor made for the door a hatch spaces and these worked very well.

The Bowling crane is a massive brute and towers eerily above you.

Despite it's mammoth proportions it is still manually controlled. We looked on with amazement as Jane and David did hundreds of turns of the handle just to raise the mast a few feet.

The BW staff are quite particular on matters of safety and insist that the skipper of the yacht ties and attaches any ropes to the mast prior to using the crane.

Two sets of leading marks guide you in and out 2 hours either side of High Water

 

 

Day 4. Bowling to Rothesay Wed 2nd July   28 Miles

The day we went to Rothesay Oh – eventually !

On the morning of our departure from Bowling we faced a lock problem - The main Lock gate had stuck. After over 2 hours and much scratching of heads, it was diagnosed as being short of hydraulic fluid and it was almost 15:00 before we were eventually released into the Clyde.

 

We were disappointed at what had become a 4 hour delay as we had hoped by mid afternoon to have been settled for the night somewhere in the Kyles of Bute. We had deliberately kept an open plan and avoided a rigid time frame for our holiday and this strategy was proving the best way to cope with the many unforeseen circumstances one can face being afloat. As bad luck would have it, by the time of our departure the wind could not make up its mind where to blow from and the tide was also now against us. This made for a fairly choppy run up the river Clyde.

 

We left the Sea lock with a converted Fishing trawler with 7 crew all destined for a "Proclaimers concert" at Rothesay that night. They reckoned they would make 7 knots all the way and we tried in vain to keep up with them. We did OK up to Port Glasgow but by Greenock they were well ahead and we settled for fuel conservation.

 

As we rounded Cloch Point I phoned my dad to tell him we were passing exactly the place where he had taught me how to fish at the age of 8 back in the 1960s. This was on the day the UK Navy fleet was anchored and we were both drenched when the Ark Royal set off and created a 10 foot wash.

 

 

                            Port Glasgow                                                                  Arran in the distance as we head for Rothesay.

We found Rothesay to be a buzzing and friendly little town even in mid week there are plenty of shops and Tourist attractions to entice a one or two day stop over. We quite liked Rothesay and regretted not having gone off to explore the castle and garden grounds – so much to see on this small Island -

 

We found a steady North East breeze which helped us all the way to Rothesay arriving at 20:30 and tying up in the West Pontoon behind the ferry terminal. We popped out to Zavaronis chip shop and settled for the night with a pretty decent fish supper.

This is a good spot for a short visit - plenty of shops and Petrol is only 200 yards away diesel on Jetty. Rothesy Harbour marina – cost £ 10 per over - night's stay includes Water and Electricity. Rothesay is a quiet little harbour - Until the ferries and the Waverly arrive and when they come in at the same time its like Corryvreckan.

Day 5. Rothesay to Caladh Harbour N.Kyle Thurs 3rd July   11 miles

In the morning we made our way to the famous Victorian Loos and what a spectacle they are - well worth the 15p entrance fee. We did some shopping, Barbara went off to put the curls in her hair at a local hairdresser. We topped up on red wine and petrol in that priority and I bought a fishing rod and some tackle hoping to add a sea trout or mackerel to the holiday experience.

By this point in the holiday we had heard enough of Russell Watson and his marvellous operatic voice. So, I bought some traditional easy listening material by Silly Wizard. Barbara bought tea towels for the kids that gave explanations for certain useful Scottish terms such as “Eejit”, “Tewchter”, “Skelpit”, “Glakit”, “ Skunnered” and many other useful words we might actively use passing back through the canal.

Barbara spotted an open top bus tour which looked very appealing but left “10 minutes ago”! We were keen to get sailing in the gentle North Westerly and decided to head off.

At 13:00 We left Rothesay passing the Bowling based trawler, the crew perhaps still sleeping off their hang-over after the Proclaimers concert. We found a fantastic F2/F3 NW wind that gently blew us up the East Kyle on a series of Tacks. We reached Colintraive at 14:00 and pottered around beside the Ferry and the Burnt Islands before making our way through the narrow channel in a confused state of tide with lots of swirls.

We spotted a beautiful little cove behind an island (Eilean Dubh) and went to investigate -  this was Caladh Harbour. This is a beautiful and sheltered spot for a stop over. We picked up a free mooring and blew up the Dinghy. I attached the new 2.2 Suzuki outboard and Barbara packed up the Barbeque and wine and herself into the dinghy and we popped ashore. We had a great night on a quiet beach and returned back to the boat just as the charcoal gave up and the midges arrived.

A good Barbeque spot Caladh harbour.  Situated just below the highest point of the Ormidale to Tighnabruaich road, the island (its name meaning "harbour") is a popular refuge for yachtsmen when the weather is bad.

Its brooding atmosphere is heightened by the fact that it was for some years the burial place of the Ingham Clark family, owners of the now demolished Caladh Castle

 

Tighnabruaich under blue skies

 Caldh History:

This was once the home of George Stephenson, nephew of the railway pioneer. And the same family of Lighthouse fame.

It was used as a Red Cross convalescent home during the 1914-18 war, and was a Navy training establishment during the Second World War.

Caladh, The castle itself passed through a number of hands and it became unsafe due to dry rot and was finally demolished in 1959

Day 6. Friday 4 July Caladh Harbour to Tarbert Loch Fyne  18 Miles

Another beautiful day beckons with a gentle F3 North East wind that drifts us down the West Kyle of Bute. Tighnabruaich is colourful (above Left) as we drifted passed with lots of yachts but no people. We reached the foot of the West Kyle and as we rounded Ardlamont point we could see the impressive imposing sight of Aran ahead of us.The sea picked up with 2 foot waves but this was nothing compared to what we were to experience on our return.

 

We were trailing the dinghy and had slowed almost to a halt as the out-flowing tide and wind worked against us. The waves also became more frequent so we lifted the dinghy on board and quickly deflated. The wind eased as we were about half a mile South of Portavadie.

A whale of a Time !

As we slowly drifted towards Tarbert, Barbara popped down to put the kettle on. Immediately, 60 feet ahead to starboard a massive shape leapt clean out of the water - My first shocked thoughts were that it was a surfacing submarine and I knew they used Loch Fyne for exercising as shown on the charts. But I was perhaps even more surprised to see the shape clearly as a Dark Blue whale, which I estimated to be around 30 feet in length.

 

The whale made a loud thump as it hit the water causing a large wave - My shocked reaction and the instant wave had Barbara back up in seconds and as we both looked ahead the whale put its tail in the air and thrashed it down with a pretty big splash.

We immediately made for the safety of the West shore of Loch Fyne and were also relieved to see the ferry passing a few hundred yards ahead for much welcomed company. The whale never appeared again and we made our way in to Tarbert arriving at 15:30

 

Tarbert is a picturesque and busy harbour

 

We tied up at the Tarbert Marina and I asked a few locals about the whale, most seemed surprised as no one else had reported this - the most popular theory was that it was a Minke Whale and a fairly large one. Word of our sighting spread around the harbour and even the local policeman came to ask for details.

Tarbert Classic Boat and Seafood festival – the square island in the middle still boasting the Bell – Lawrie series

We had unintentionally reached Tarbert just as the Fish and classic boat Festival was about to start (Friday – Sunday).

We arrived just ahead of dozens of beautiful old yachts of all shapes and sizes. We put up the Bunting still fresh from the International Festival of the sea event and watched the proceedings

 

At 19:00 we went out to the Victoria hotel and had a marvellous meal looking out over a very picturesque harbour gradually filling with visiting Classic yachts.

The next day was Saturday and we decided to spend a few hours watching the festivities and browsing in the local shops.

There will many posters all around still promoting May's Bell Lawrie Series which had contenders from PEYC participating including Lady Barbara's big sister - Jock Blair's Ronautica 330.

Victoria Hotel (Yellow building)

Barbara and I enjoyed our visit to Tarbert – Even without the buzz of the Seafood and Classic Yacht festival event, we could imagine it to keep its charming character year round – We might even be tempted back in September when they hold the annual Folk festival.

 

The entrance in to Tarbert is winding but well marked and the local chart of the Clyde and Cowall areas gives good detail. The inner end of the harbour dries out significantly in the tidal fall. Tarbert was like many harbours we visited, alive with Jelly fish of all shapes colours and sizes.

Day 7. Saturday 5 July Tarbert to Ardrishaig and Lochgilphead and Crinan Canal  14 Miles

The highlight of the morning Festival was centred around a short trip made by the queen of the festival on a smelly rusty fishing trawler and accompanied by a young lady piper and two ladies in waiting. The Queen arrived at Tarbert Pier to loud cheers from around 200 locals.

 

We had seen all we wanted to see by 14:00 so we headed back to Lady Barbara and sailed off towards Ardrishaig. This was a slow trip in a choppy Loch Fyne. After a few crossings of the Loch we reached the Sea Lock at Ardrishaig bang on 18:00 our ETA confirmed by VHF. We entered the Crinan canal.

 

We paid the £63 passage fee, which seemed expensive after the £57 For the 2-way Forth & Clyde trip. Shortly after our entrance through the sea Lock we were joined by Satander, a 35 foot Fisher bound for Mallaig. Captain was Christopher and he had the company of his wife and friend. We shared the work of the first three locks along with a British Waterways young lass called Caroline (known as a sweeper) We stopped for the night around 20:00 outside the Grey Gull Hotel between Ardrishaig and Lochgilphead.

 

entering Ardrishaig Harbour & Ardrishaig Basin

Day 8. Sunday 6 July Crinan Canal 8 Miles

We were up at 07:30 and I popped down to the Grey Gull Hotel for Bacon rolls. We had agreed with Christopher and British Waterways that we would head off at 08:00 so they knew roughly when to expect us at the next bridge lift. We headed off and successfully negotiated Lock 4 and 5.At this point Christopher, who we had invited to run ahead, was frantically waving in mid canal and he shouted that his engine had ceased up and as we approached we could hear alarms ringing. We latched on to the 35 ft Fisher and assisted his 8 tons with our 8 HP Yamaha and under 2 tons to the next pontoon - which was thankfully only half a mile away.

 

 

Our 8Hp Yamaha struggled to push us both from a standing start but once underway, we had just enough power to reach 2/3 knots.Christopher explained he was going to seek help locally from a nearby garage.

We offered further help but we were encouraged just to continue on and enjoy the trip. We negotiated the locks up to Cairnbaan and decided to visit the hotel, Lunch was not being served so we went back and had a quick snack on Lady Barbara instead.

Crinan Canal pontoon berth Outside Grey Gull Hotel ahead of Satander

 

Lady Barbara at Crinan Cairnbaan chalets right – We took a well earned rest at this point to give our legs and Backs a break from the pushing and pulling of the Lock Gates.

Below - entering lock 7 with a Dutch couple and their £2,000,000 motor launch on its way to Oban and beyond.

This craft was palatial inside and around 45 feet long and with a 14 foot beam

Dunadry Locks below made a pretty picture as did the entire length of this historic waterway.

 

 

As we moved on past the top-level locks we were joined by a rather lavish 45ft Dutch Cruiser registered in Rotterdam - all of £2 million pounds worth we were told. We were invited to join him in the next lock and we carefully pulled alongside. After we passed out of the lock we decided to let our Dutch friends power on ahead of us due to the tightness of the locks and their lack of heavy duty fenders.

 

The next series of locks were hard work having to do the winding and pushing the gates on our own. Just after Cairnbaan, Christopher and crew arrived on Satander all wearing big smiles. Their engine problem had apparently been quickly diagnosed as a blocked inlet filter and they were back on track helping us through the locks. We also met up with a family from South Queensferry on a 35 footer Sigma now based at Largs. We pushed on passing the holding lagoon and the stretch of canal that runs alongside the road and the sea on either side trying to ensure we had just enough time to make it back to Ardrishaig the next day.

 

The end of the Rainbow - About turn and all the way back !

By Crinan and Lady Barbara's first sniff of the Atlantic, we enjoyed a sense of achievement we were quite tired but we had found " the end of the rainbow” and what a pot of gold it was. Time was now against us. We just had to pluck up enough energy and time to work all the back to Ardrishaig. As we started the long way home.  Only another 50 Locks and 125 miles to go we thought  but not quite in those words.......

Back at Ardrishaig basin we were quite exhausted and our backs were pretty sore from pushing lock gates but we tied up and walked a mile back up the road to the Argyll Hotel for a meal. When we left for the nite-out it was a pleasant evening but on the 1 mile walk back we were absolutely soaked through in a heavy downpour that lasted most of the night. I spent a few minutes trying to catch tomorrow's lunch but the trout were not biting in the heavy rain. At least the rain had also kept the midges away.

Day 9. Monday 7 July Ardrishaig – Colintraive  29 Miles

 

The morning drizzle turned to torrential rain just as we pulled out of Ardrishaig harbour - Fortunately we had taken to Oilskins prior to our departure. The trip down past Tarbert was difficult at times due to poor visibility but the compass was well used at times. Barbara and I were thankful our large whale friend did not come back to scare us.

 

Towards Inverary

We were tempted to consider a run up Loch Fyne to Inverary but the worsening conditions soon changed our minds.

As the rain eased we sailed down part of the way but reefed in the Jib when visibility dropped again.

As we passed Tarbert the wind was mainly behind us from the North and we used a well reefed main sail and a fore sail reefed to storm jib level.

 

As we approached the point South of Portavadie we had to seek temporary shelter behind the small island who's only inhabitants are a lighthouse and a few Ganets. The wind increased up to what seemed like a F5/6or even 7 at times and the waves steeped up considerably. It seemed far too rough to Anchor and we no longer trusted the local weather forecasts on channel 16 promising easing conditions so we decided to Top up the main fuel tank and rough it out down passed Ardlamont Point knowing we would hopefully find shelter in the West Kyle.

 

This next five mile stretch was very uncomfortable as 5 to 6 foot waves met us mostly starboard side on. Lady Barbara took the brunt of these conditions very well and whilst we would never willingly look for these sailing conditions again, we secretly thanked Jock Blair and James at the Bosun's Locker for selling us such a sturdy wee boat.

 

We are admittedly not the most experienced of sailors at Port Edgar but it is amazing just how much experience one can pick up on a two week voyage in Scottish weather and even in a day in poor conditions. On this wild stretch, Barbara and I never spoke much to each other, we remained firmly focussed on staying as upright as possible and ensuring each other stayed on board Lady Barbara.

 

Just after 14:00 we rounded Ardlamont point and headed up the West Kyle and as if by magic, the rain went off and the sun came out with a scorching 22 degrees. We continued up the Kyle and anchored up just before Kames bay being careful to avoid underground cables as shown on the chart. This bay was famous for an ammunitions arsenal during the war days and there were several very violent explosions during the war years which caused building damage in Tighnabruaich and were heard as far away as Inverary.

 

But today - this was a very tranquil place.

 

The adjacent beach looked empty and inviting, so we dropped the anchor onto clear sand seven feet below, blew up the dinghy and popped ashore for a Barbecue having bought some steak and fresh rolls back in Ardrishaig and we opened another bottle of red wine. After the Barbie we used the burning embers to start our own beach fire and we could easily have stayed a few more hours but we were keen to pick up a mooring for the night in East Kyle.

 

At 20:30 We up'd anchor and headed off round Buttock Point, passed Tighnabruaich past Caladh and through the Burnt Islands we picked up a free mooring in Colintraive bay around 21:30. The water was like a lake and I did a spot of fishing.

 

Day 10. Tues 8 July Colintraive – Inverkip  15 Miles

We were wakened at 07:00 by the screeching sound made by the ramp of the RORO (Roll on Roll off) Ferry that makes the quarter mile crossing between Colintraive and Rhubodach on the North end of the Isle of Bute. At 08:00 we sailed off down to Rothesay to pick up some fuel and fresh milk to see us back to Bowling.

 

In Rothesay we played games with the regular Ferry craft going to and fro and we had to be in our toes to get the timing right. This time we chose the West side of the pier and tied up along side a Beautiful 46 foot Youth Fellowship training yacht registered in Leith but based in Largs. The crew were preparing for a run round the Kyles to Tarbert.

 

After a brief top up of fuel and food we headed off for a leisurely sail all the way across to Inverkip Marina. I radioed ahead and booked a slot on Pontoon B which had us berthed up alongside some real luxury craft - We thought Port Edgar had its fair share of posh boats - our wee 24 footer looked like a tidler next to the 50+ft boats of all descriptions. We were assured by a few owners that our Summer holiday had taken our wee boat further than some of these luxury units will see in a couple of years.

 

We visited the Clubhouse for a meal and Barbara popped some washing in to the Laundry. The Opal Marine sales people caught us looking at some of the show craft and threw us the keys to their range of Legends. We decided the 356 would suit us best. We checked the Purse and Wallet but sadly they did not hold sufficient funds - Nice boats just the same.

Day 11. Wed 9 July Inverkip to Bowling  20.4 miles

We paid our £12 overnight visitor fee at Inverkip and set off on our final Clyde section back to Bowling and the pleasure ? of the still waters of the Forth & Clyde canal. Our route took us up the Clyde and passed Dunoon. As the S.W wind wound up to F5 we popped in to the Holy Loch for some respite and a quick cup of tea. I tied a few feathers on to the Fishing line and dragged the line behind us as we crossed the clyde between Holy Loch and Gourock caught the supper with some fine Mackerel. It took a while to reel the fish in due to distractions caused by the regular Ferry movements and Barbara reckoned that I had drowned the poor fish.

 

We reached the Clyde and were in now in regular contact with Bowling Sea Lock who advised we were running early on the incoming tide and that the channel up to the Sea Lock was not deep enough to take us in – High water was not until 21:45 so ideally we should enter after 20:00 which was BW closing time. - I reminded Jane that we could if required, lift the keel and rudder to draw only 2 feet and this inspired the team to stay on to let us in just prior to them finishing for the night.

 

After leaving Inverkip Marina and heading North West up the Clyde towards Dunoon. We had to keep an eye open for fast shipping movements.

These ranged from Fishing Trawlers, Ferries and Naval vessels which can appear from nowhere in a few seconds. The speed restrictions of the Forth don't seem to apply in the outer Clyde estuary.

HMS Something or other just visible - looked like HMS Hamilton through the squall and rain and our regular friend "the Waverley" was off on another trip

 

We had taken the precaution of calling Sand Point Marina, which lies just behind Dumbarton Rock, to check availability of a berth, which costs £5 per night, but we chose to make it to Bowling to be handy for the Crane the next morning.

Dumbarton Rock and river Leven. Future access point to Loch Lomond perhaps ? Also home of Sandpoint marina (£5 per night)

 

The tidal flows in the Clyde are similar to the Forth and increase considerably at the narrow stretches. At low water the channel is tight but well marked. The Clyde is generally a much shallower river than the Forth and there are extensive sand banks around Port Glasgow and Greenock. After Gourock, deep water is found almost everywhere.

 

As we entered Bowling we spotted Ronnie Russack on his floating restaurant from the Bridge Inn at Ratho. Ronnie was on his way back with a party of twenty on a 3 day trip back to Edinburgh. Barbara and I settled for the night with a Mackerel supper that tasted like Trout especially when accompanied by a bottle of Chardonay.

Day 12. Thur 10 July Bowling to Kirkintilloch 16 Miles

At 09:30 Ronnie moved off with his 20 piped-on guests to give us access to the crane for the ceremonial dropping the mast un-piped. We managed this fairly well. After securing everything in the rain "again" we headed off through the Erskine weeds which had not been attacked since our earlier passage and if anything were worse. Just as we headed off – we were joined by a little fishing boat the Rose leaf from Pitenweem. This was a tidy wee open boat in traditional Red and Green and with a quiet little diesel engine.

 

The boat had been making a historic trip having gone all the way through to Bowling from Pitenweem. The return leg however was a short run up to the Clydebank drop-lock where she was to be lifted out and carried carefully back to her home port of Pitenweem. There was a film crew recording the trip in memory of the slightly larger vessels that ploughed their way to the lucrative West Coast fishing grounds that existed many years ago.

 

In comparison to the Forth – the Sea and wild life on the West Coast was more awash with Jelly Fish than the Forth and we observed only a few Seals and Dolphins or Porpoises – you see many more on the Forth. The West Coast water was significantly cleaner than the Forth and we observed loads of diving Ganets off Ardlamont Point and up towards Portavadie. The Forth does have the occasional large whale visitor but Minke are quite common in the West waters along with the odd Blue whale and Basking sharks that float off the West coast of Arran.

 

We were held up for 30 minutes under the Erskine Bridge waiting on an extra hand to assist with bridges. The crew of the Rose Leaf  Two chaps and a lady picked wild raspberries from nearby bushes to pass the time and we settled for a coffee and the last of the Tunnocks caramel wafers.

 

By Clydebank we had caught up with Ronnie and another Capercaille cruising Barge chartered from Edinburgh. We followed them to the bottom locks at Maryhill where Ronnie stopped for the day. As we topped out at Maryhill we met a local chap who welcomed us and again we were congratulated on our courage making the transit through this section of the canal. Other than overly inquisitive youngsters who dangled precariously from the opening Lock gates and threw toys on board we found the experience to be not too intimidating. And we only twice had to repel boarders of the 5 - 8 age group.

 

We were told of horror stories experienced by early passage makers through this stretch being pounded by stones. The only projectile we suffered from was an action man figure thrown by a little chap on to the boat no less than 6 times. We threw it back each time as far away from the canal as we could but like a little dog with a stick he ran off and back it came as if he was determined to send it on a voyage to Port Edgar. We soon were fed up with his stupid game and refused to throw it back - more in the interest of safety He then threatened to “Get his Maw” So we threw it back thankfully for the last time.

 

We were following the large Capercaille charter barge after Maryhill and as we rounded a tight bend in a built up area, the crew were frantically pointing to the Port-side canal bank. We reached the spot they were pointing to and could not believe our eyes. There in a tiny stretch of wooded canal bank amongst all the plastic shopping bags and rubbish was a beautiful red deer only two feet tall. This was a fantastic and yet very sad sight  we hoped some caring person would recover it to more pleasant surroundings. A mile further on, the Capercaille barge headed South on the canal split towards deepest Glasgow and we bid them farewell. We struggled again with the weeds but in mid channel we could just manage to keep going.

 

Our friendly BW lock - keepers were generally very efficient and helpful but the Maryhill crew take some getting used to. In the two week holiday and some pretty rough weather patches, the only minor scratch damage caused to Lady Barbara happened both ways through the Maryhill Lock section. Despite trying very hard - we just could not educate them to take the stern line first when entering the locks with a following Force 4 wind. When they did catch the ropes they would manage to tie one line on Ok then forget there was another to do leaving us on several occasions frantically fending off from the greasy Lock walls as the wind blew us about.

 

We also found it necessary to get our timing right as we motored up to several locks and Bridges that had no-one in attendance - It seemed this team were having a tough time as they were constantly on Mobiles getting a ticking off from management for getting timings wrong. In the rest of the sections - the BW staff were very good, helpfull and efficient.

 

We were aiming for Auchenstarry but had to settle for the Seagull Trust pontoon at Kirkintilloch again as time ran out mainly due to the delay in access to the crane and the dreaded weeds. We tied up at Kirkintilloch and after showering, wandered 100 yards up to the Kirky Puffer. This is a Wetherspoons pub and is like a tardis inside. We had arrived on "Curry Night" and found fantastic value with a range of Indian Cuisine including a Pint or Glass of wine of your choice for the amazing price of £4.95. We enjoyed the cuisine along with 100 or more local people. Back at the boat, the night passed peacefully with no clandestine visitors.

Day 13. July 11 Kirkintilloch to Caron Basin  18 Miles

We left Kirkintilloch at 09:05 to get our timing right for the lifting bridge at 09:15 where Gary from BW was in attendance on the button. Gary took us all the way to almost Falkirk with great efficiency. The only frustration in this stretch was the dreaded weeds, which were thankfully being addressed by a machine we passed at Castlecary - Looked like a JCB floating with a conveyor belt that harvested the weeds some 2-3 feet below the surface.

 

The Silly Wizard music was played yet again and by now we had learned the words to most of the songs – almost wished I had brought along the guitar.

 

We had to pull up sharply as we approached the small pedestrian Bridge beside the Falkirk wheel - This was confusing as the control centre were waiving us through and the young lad operating the bridge was waiving us back due to the bridge being stuck. We amused the busy canal bank with some nifty circles as we fought hard to turn around in the breeze in the tight section.Eventually the control centre spotted the problem and sent someone else to help - The bridge was eventually raised and we passed through. We pulled up at Camelon where we met Jim and Fay (Mum and Dad) and our son Andrew.

 

Lock 14

We again visited the Union Inn and had a great lunch. Mum Dad and Andrew joined us through Locks 16 - 12 and after several photos Mum and Dad headed back to Livingston and Andrew stayed on to brave the remainder of our trip.

 

We reached the Sea Lock by 17:00 but could not exit due to pending Low Water so Donald (BW) fixed us up with a decent berth for the night. We took advantage of the adjacent power and popped on a movie "The Abyss" which we all fell asleep watching. - Nothing to do with the Red wine of course.

 

Day 14. July 12 Caron Basin to Port Edgar 15 Miles

 

Our final day forced us to hang around until the afternoon as we awaited a suitable departure slot under the Kerse road Bridge. Donald recommended leaving at 15:30 when we would be 1 hour after HW and we would just clear the bridge with air Draught hopefully.

 

To pass the time Donald ran me in the BW van to top up the fuel and I treated Barbara and Andrew to a McDonalds Breakfast collected up the road at Grangemouth. We called Michael our son to wish him happy birthday and both him and Yvonne his wife a good holiday in Zakinthos and then we sat waiting our departure.

 

One bridge too far

By 13:30 we were fed up waiting and decided to break out of the Sea Lock early. We waived goodbye to Donald's hospitality, passed under the Motorway and then faced the Kerse bridge. We very slowly passed through the start of the bridge and all was going fine until the very last end piece of the Mast reached the very last segment of the far side of the bridge.

 

We all moved to the back of the boat to force the aft end down a little but we were short of quarter of an inch airspace and that was all it took the bridge to push off the Mast Light. Some swift fishing by Barbara managed to recover the light casing before it sank and this was later repaired and fixed on prior to raising the mast. After the hairy experience of De-Masting at Grangemouth yacht club in a running tide and gusting wind, we decided not to bother stopping and moved swiftly on down the river Caron.

 

We passed by the members at Grangemouth yacht club who have still not yet learned how to waive to passing boats. Barbara reckoned their wives had maybe stitched the arms of their wooly jerseys to the bodies so they could not raise their arms. She added “maybe it was to stop them drinking too much”. – Good sense of humour – my wife – and yes we are only joking. The skippers of a couple of passing Grangemouth based yachts actually did give a wave as we passed by on the Caron. One chap said they were heading back to the yacht club because it was so rough – Just the encouragement we needed for our 10 mile run.

 

The River Forth was not kind as we entered. We had a West wind which was useful but a sea that was rather choppy.

The conditions made Andrew's first lengthy trip a touch uncomfortable but he lasted the pace very well popping down to catch odd items as the boat pitched around in the choppy swell.

We reached Port Edgar at 17:00 Saturday 12th July and tied Lady Barbara up deciding to return on the Sunday to tidy her up and raise the Mast - with sincere thanks to our pontoon neighbours on A33 with the RIB who provided all the Muscle power.

 

Well we were back after a great holiday, we felt a sense of achievement. As fairly inexperienced sailors we felt our first taste of real cruising – (by our standards), had been most enjoyable. Our little boat had taken us safely to the Atlantic – well almost, and back. We were tired and stiff – mostly from the Canal work at Crinan. Despite several days of rain, we had perhaps picked up a better sun tan than what we usually gain from a couple of weeks in Florida or the Med and we had spent perhaps less than a quarter of what the normal two week holiday would cost.

 

Would we do it again – Absolutely !  - But perhaps next time, we would by-pass the Forth & Clyde canal and head straight for Inverkip or Largs by land as a starting point to gain an extra 5/6 days cruising on the West coast. Perhaps; Oban, Mull and Fort William as future destinations. Or perhaps we might buy one of those super yachts at Kip ?? Watch this space…

 

 

 

 Outbound Route

 Port Edgar

 Caron Basin     17

 Kirkintilloch    18.5

 Bowling           18

 Rothesay          28

 Caladh              11

 Tarbert             18

 Ardrishaig        14

 Crinan                8

 

 Total              132.5

 

 

 

 Return Route

 Crinan

 Ardrishaig       10 

 Colintraive      29

 Inverkip          15

 Bowling           20.4

 Kirkintilloch    18

 Caron Basin    18.5

 Port Edgar       17

 

 Sub Total      127.9

 

 Total Trip    260.4

 

Overall Cost of the Holiday:

 

·  Miles covered: approximately 260 miles.

·  Petrol used around 45 Litres - £ 36

·  Canal fees Caron to Bowling - £ 35

·  Canal fees Bowling to Caron - £ 22.50 (current discount rate)

·  Canal fees Crinan Canal 2 way passage - £ 63.00

·  Berthing fees Rothesay Pontoon - £ 10

·  Berthing Fee Tarbert Pontoon - £ 10

·  Berthing fee Kip Marina - £ 12

 

Total £ 188.50

 

Plus eating out, food and drink costs = One of the best value and one of the most enjoyable summer holidays yet