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Everyone needs standards |
Arty Farty? |
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TITS AND ASS |
These girls know what they want |
Come back for more when your'e ready
| Grow Your Pansies by 1-4" | Within days. Safe and fast. Natural method, no vacuum-pumps or weights. |
No Bullshit! (Although other organic fertilizers may be necessary. May require temporary suspension of financial restraint. Pansy dimensions can go down as well as up) |