Keith's Home! ...
Try out some shareware data-manipulation software from TN Sofres.
Throw around millions of data-records on an ordinary Windows PC.
View, select, match, summarize and sort, easily and without those pricey
shrink-wrapped software licenses, or database management systems.
E-mail to keith @ theballs.org.uk if you feel moved to.
Incidentally, if you've been using a PC for over an hour, and you're
running Windows95 or above, isn't it about time you had one of
these.
"I don't object to paying more tax for good causes - as long as the Government matches us pound for pound"
"There is no 'New Age'. It's just the old one going senile"
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes, eh? I think I went to the loo during my quarter-hour"
(actually Keith did have one of the 'Goodbye' machines on Vision-On in 1970 [Ed.])
If there's Jones the Bread, Jones the Coal, and Jones the Milk, what do the
Welsh call Dr.Jones the gynaecologist? And does it depend on whether he's English?
FIAT's motto: "In God We Rust".
Vauxhall's motto: "Per Ardua Ad Astra" ("Tough as nails, these Astras")
USA: "E Pluribus Unum" ("It always rains when I go by bus")
Metro Goldwyn Meyer: "Ars Gratia Artis" ("Bums On Seats")
Some remaindered children's books: "Four Go To a Funeral",
"Amazons Swallow!", "The Treasure-trove Seekers", "The Swiss Family Quackernack",
Chinese capitalism = A flea market for goods and services.
I used 2 different bubble-baths by accident, Rosewood and Jasmine to relax
and Rosemary and Juniper to refresh and invigorate, and now my skin is totally confused.
This dieting .... it's a piece of cake!
" ... I was expecting an important letter in the mail this morning, but it hasn't come"
- "But what's that got to do with my knob?"
| Ejucated at Latymer Upper School in Hammersmith, London W6, |  |
| (which was OK, the School's
website has some pictures
of the attractive buildings, the grounds and facilities),
SEE my old class photos for a larf
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| ... then University of Kent (failed) |
My company is probably best known for producing the TV ratings (which we don't actually do anymore). We are still often referred to as AGB, which is what we were called before Robert Maxwell fell off his boat. Right now we're working on some Internet-based projects (aren't we all!) [No. Ed.]
