WELCOME to a new dimension in family entertainment. RUISLIP WATERWORLD, Reservoir Rd, Ruislip, Middlesex - just 10 minutes from the A40/M - affords a day out like no other!

Entry is free, yes FREE. Bring your children, bring your dogs, bring your bicycles, elderly dependents, all are welcome.
Visit 'Adventureland' where children can run riot and lose themselves in a fantasy world of play. ('Pooper-scoopers' mandatory for those with dogs)

Also be sure to see the Woodland Centre, with its vast and interesting collection of twigs.

At the Woodland Centre Shop you can buy cuttings from the actual hornbeam felled to make the table used at the Vietnam War Paris Peace Talks.
Experience the excitement of the rides, including the notorious '4x4' - not for the faint-hearted!

Take a trip on the famous Ruislip Lido Railway
Best of all, try the 'Logslide' luge, built upon the ski-jump which was used for the 1977 All-England waterski championships, (actual height as per photograph), IF YOU DARE!
Or just enjoy the simple peace and tranquility of this unspoilt haven for birdlife and deciduous trees. Take a mile-long walk around the lake, and finish with a meal, or just a drink, at the 'Art Deco' Water's Edge Restaurant (subject to staff availability).

Most of all, come back again and again (or it'll be back to the shitty state it was in 5 years ago before you can say 'You get the bits of glass out, I'll get the antiseptic')


For more on Ruislip Woods read 'Great Places To Shag Outdoors in Britain, A Michelin Guide'