THE A-Z OF HOW PEOPLE DO IT We have all seen the stickers in the backs of cars . . . "Wind surfers do it standing up" and "Young Farmers do it in Wellies". Here is a few more recreations and professions that do it . . . Actors do it publicly Administrators do it occasionally Adolescents do it spottily Adults do it maturely Agnostics do it disbelievingly Animals do it beastly Apathetics do it half-heartedly Aristocrats do it superiorally Armies do it handily Artists do it easily Artists do it in oils Astronauts do it weightlessly Audio engineers do it with fidelity Auditors do it annually Authors do it descriptively Bakers dough it crustily Bankers do it safely Barmaids do it pumpingly Barristers do it briefly Battalions do it on the march Bed makers do it springingly Biologists do it naturally Blacksmiths forge it Boy scouts do it preparedly Brewers do it in firkins Bricklayers do it one on top of the other (offset) Burglars do it stealthily Buskers do it for free Butchers do it meatily Campanologists do it appealingly Campers do it over night Campers do it overnight Car salesmen do it dubiously Carpenters do it woodenly Carpet weavers do it in piles Cartographers do it globally Catholics do it rhythmically (and en-masse) Chairman do it castingly Children do it innocently Chiropodists do it cornily Civil servants do it in triplicate Clairvoyants do it predictably Cobblers do it lastingly Comedians do it wittily Communists do it revoltingly Company directors do it corporatively Composers do it notably Computer engineers do it digitally Computer operators do it terminally Condom makers do it protectively Conscientious objectors do it passively Contestants do it gamely Contraceptive users do it safely Contractors do it shortly Cooks do it with relish Corporals do it punishingly Criminals do it illegally Crossword solvers do it cryptically Dancers do it elegantly Dentists do it fillingly Dentists do it orally Dictators do it singularly Directory enquirers do it unobtainably Doctors do it diagnostically Doorman do it ejectively Double glazing salesmen do it persistently Dressmakers do it tackily Drillers do it boringly Drinkers do it repeatedly Drivers do it recklessly Dustmen do it emptily Dwarves do it happily, sleepily, grumpily, bashfully, dopely, sneezily or doctorly Electors do it crossly Electricians do it sparkily Elevator operators do it up and down Engineers do it precisely Examiners do it testily Farmers do it with subsidy Faultfinders do it symptomatically Fieldsmen do it in the slips Filing clerks do it systematically Film stars do it famously Firemen do it warmly Fishermen do it angularly Fletchers do it with a quiver Folk musicians do it acoustically (and sometimes Footballers do it passionately Frenchmen do it gesticulatively Gamblers do it compulsively Gardeners do it perennially Gas men do it explosively Gatecrashers do it uninvitingly Geologists do it rockily Glassblowers transparently Glaswegians do it incomprehensibly Golfers do it roundly (eight holes at a time) Grocers do it rationally Hackers do it with bugs Hardware engineers do it logically Headache sufferers do it knowingly (no-ingly) Hedgehogs do it carefully Herdsmen do it with husbandry Hermits do it solely Heterosexuals do it normally Hikers do it on foot Homosexuals do it with aids Horologists do it strikingly Hostesses do it invitingly Illusionists do it magically Imperialists do it by the foot (rod, pole or perch) Impersonators do it frankly Industrialists do it factorially Insurance agents do it prudently Inventors do it patently Investors do it in deposits Iron workers do it over-wroughtly Jews do it profitably Judges do it fairly Jurors do it decidedly Kings do it regally and Queens do it similarly Knights do it darkly Knitters do it frantically Launderers do it cleanly Laxative consumers do it regularly Lecturers do it inFORMerly Librarians do it quietly Lighthouse keepers do it brightly (hornily in fog) Lighting engineers do it illuminatingly Linguists do it cunningly Lorry drivers do it articulately Make up artists do it superficially Managers do it badly (and senior managers do it even more badly) Market traders do it cheaply Masochists do it painfully Mathematicians do it with a pencil (or logs if difficult) Midgets do it minutely Miners do it blackly Misers do it economically Motor mechanics do it under bonnets Musicians do it melodiously Myopics do it glassily Naturists do it barely Necrophilliacs do it dreadfully Night workers do it daily Nurses do it patiently Officers do it messily Old folk do it senilely Opportunists do it instantly Orators do it orally Orientals do it inscrutably Ornithologists do it with binoculars Osteopaths do it manipulatively Other ranks do it privately Paediatricians do it minorly Painters do it in coats Peasants do it commonly AND commoners do it pleasantly Pharmacists do it chemically Philatelists do it collectively Photographers do it negatively Physicists do it nuclearly Pirates do it on the main Plasters do it smoothly Plumbers do it leakily Policemen do it forcibly Policemen do it with truncheons Politicians do it to everybody Postmen do it collectively Postmen do it to the letter Pregnant women do it expectantly Prestidigitators do it with dexterity Priests do it forgivingly Psychiatrists do it mindfully Psychiatrists do it on the couch Publicans do it with bottle Punks do it spikily Puppeteers do it with their hands Queers do it gaily AND gays do it queerly Racing drivers do it quickly Ramblers do it in fields Red arrow pilots do it upside down (sometimes with Fergie) Refrigeration engineers do it coldly Research engineers do it speculatively Road menders do it on bank holidays Rock stars do it loudly Sadists do it cruelly Sailors do it naughtily Santas do it in department stores Scaffolders do it erectively Scotsmen do it cannily Secretaries do it dictatorially Sewage workers do reluctantly Sextons do it gravely Sheikhs do it intensely Shepherds do it in wellies Sign Writers do it informatively Singers do it harmoniously Skaters do it icily Smokers do it habitually Snooker players do it with screw and sometimes side Software engineers do it programmatically Solicitors do it conveyencingly Speakers do it after meals Specification writers do it theoretically Spies do it surreptitiously Steeple-jacks do it dizzily Stutterers do it r-r-r-repetitively Submariners do it under water Sun readers do it with pictures Surgeons do it cuttingly Surgeons do it on the table Swimmers do it wetly Tailors do it fittingly Taxi drivers do it by the metre Teachers do it classily Telephone Engineers do it ringingly Test engineers do it thoroughly Toilet attendants do it conveniently Tour guides do it in groups Traffic wardens do it restrictively Train drivers do it lately Treasures do it accountably Tree surgeons do it deciduously Union members do it strikingly Vicars do it religiously Waiters do it tactfully with their fingers in their ears) Writers do it expressively Zookeepers do it with animals Rabbits do it.