Knutty Knights Humour for Growed-up Peoples
A collection of humourous items containing bad language, sexual reference and other adult material. Not dodgy pictures though. So don't panic too much if your Dad walks in.
Hey! You know what this means? The rest of the Knutty Knights pages are clean! Wow - did you know that there was so much funny stuff around that was genuinely clean? Amazing.
Knutty Knights Original Adult Humour
When we saw this
extract from a 1950's home economics book
, we couldn't resist adding
the modern equivalent.
If you hadn't guessed from reading it, it was Lady Knutty Knights' contribution.
One of the few jokes that we have found which really works in written form: Improve your sex life using fruit!
Adult Humour from Other Sources
A Prelude for musical lovers!
Fake letters concerning the rest of the "home" nations supporting England in the world cup.
Charity Request to support mute Tourette's Syndrome.
BMW recall. A fake newspaper advertisement about indicator problems.
Disorder in the court. True quotes from court cases. Love the last one! What else would you say??
Quiz for the "Gentle"men. Are you a new man, an original man or a real man? Find out with this silly Quiz.
Embarassing Moments. The results of a competition to find out the most embarrassing moments in peoples lives.
Emergency Room Stories Things are never like this in Casualty (or ER).
Pints Required To Have Sex The Determination Of The Amount Of Pints Required To Have Sex With A 'Not The Best' Female
Top 10 Nationalities Good stuff here to offend people from several nationalities...
Town Names Proud of your hometown? You wouldn't be if you had to tell people you're from any of these places.
Strange Laws Because of one of its strange laws, find out why most men think that Guam has the greatest jobs in the world.
Taliban TV Guide Only available on Sky Digitaliban
Excerpts from the Board of Remembrance - messages of condolence from the public on the death of H.M. the Queen Mother.
Child Support Agency apparently true excerpts from letters to the UK's government agency responsible for chasing absentee fathers
Children and their Ideas amusing examples of innocent remarks from the smaller members of humanity
Prostate Cancer Prevention - sound advice for men everywhere - especially the last paragraph!
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