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| 6.00 | G-Had TV. Morning prayers. |
| 8.30 | Talitubbies. Talitubbies say "Ah-ah". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher. |
| 9.00 | Shouts of Praise. More prayers. |
| 11.00 | Jihad's Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels. |
| 12.00 | Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday objects. |
| 12.30 | Panoramadan. The programme reports on Americas attempts to take over the world. |
| 13.30 | Xena: Modestly dressed Housewife. Xena stays at home and does some cooking. |
| 14.00 | Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas. |
| 14.30 | Green Peter. The total of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed. |
| 15.00 | Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions.'Starter for ten, no praying.' |
| 15.30 | I Love 629. A look back at the events of the year, including the Prophet's entry into Mecca, and the destruction of pagan idols. |
| 16.00 | Question Time. Members of the public face questions from political and religious leaders. |
| 17.00 | Koranation Street. Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for adultery. |
| 17.30 | Middle-East Enders. The entire cast is jailed for unislamic behaviour. |
| 18.00 | Holiday. The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again. |
| 18.30 | Top of the Prophets. Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week running? |
| 19.00 | Who wants to be a Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions. Will contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah', or ask the Islamic council? |
| 20.00 | FILM: Shariah's Angels. The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women. |
| 21.30 | Big Brother. Who will be taken out of the house and executed this week? |
| 22.30 | Shahs in their Eyes. More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the infidel. |
| 23.30 | They think its Allah over. Quiz culminating in the 'don't feel the Mullah' round. |
| 0.00 | When Imams attack. Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The filmers were also secretly shot. |
| 12.30 a.m. | The West Bank Show. Arts programme looking at anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied territories. |
| 1.30 | Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer. |
| 2.00 | A book at bedtime. The Koran. Again. |