Won iz, He iz, Wee awl are, She likes men hoo are, Thay think thay are, ewe aunt.
Won hase, He hase, Daddee hase lotes, She hase orften, they heff reesentlee, we heff won betta, ewe haff knot.
Won wars borne end bread in Surreh, He wars borne and bread in Surreh, Daddee is frome Weltshah, She wars borne end bread in Sussecks, Thay are frome the Pwov-entses, Ewe are frome Jawoh, nere Newcasstle-upoan-Tine.
Won eets wheel, He likes smocked saymoan, She luffs cricked oysters, We awl injoy cayviare, thay are intwo newview queueseen, Ewe heff fische ant ships awt orf tha payper.
Won doz wons bit fer tha WRVS, He is in tha gards, Daddee wars a bregadeah, Thay mett in tha scouse, She has a Fringe Mades unifoam, Ewe heff grissy offerawls.
Won hase bin two Sandringharm for Chrissie, He hase bin two Balmorrell fer Nue Yeah, She hase bin two Windsah, Thay goat in two A Buck Hise Garden Partie, Ewe watched tha gard chainchin end goat yore hed stuck in tha railins.
Won hase Hunter Green Wellies, He hase Hunter Green Wellies, Thay heff Dunlop Green Wellies, She hase Leather Boots, Ewe heff a whole in yore Doketore Martines.
Won pertissipayts in pont to pont, He kompeats in thwee di eeventine, Daddee has a bocks at Woyall Azcoat, She is sin with Members in the Woyall Enckloshawre, There doortear is in tha poe- knee kleb, Ewe goh two lews yore monay at tha doggies.
Won hols in San Tropay, He hols in San Tropay, We all realix in Saynkistennevice (Crib-ian), She wrists in Mattineek, thay skee in Licktenstein, Ewe get sin-stroke in Binnydawm.
Won wars finiched in Switsserlend, Daddee went Etone, He wars Hed Boi at Hawwow, She wars eddyoukayted pwivaytlee, Thay went to a Gwammah skool, Yore skool wars appwooved.
Won perchayses knee-sess-ayties at Libbaytays, His taylaw is in Savile Roh, We all ewes Ha-wards, She shopes at Self-widges, Thay shope at Mawks end Spawks, Ewe look ort fer bargins at tha Oaksfam shope.
Won shutes, he plaice polow, Wee awl hent ferry beests, She fellows tha hent, thay fische four trite and saymoan, ewe heff bin court pochine.
Won lissens two chame-bah musack, He injoys Bark, Wee awl like Bait-hoe-ven, Thay singalone at tha lahst nite orf tha pwomms, She wocks to Dia Stwaits, Ewe got awwestted fer buskin' in the Undergwound.
Won is a wegulah chuch-goah, He eweses tha family pu, Thay mawied in Church, She wars kwissend, Ewe heff stoelen tha paw bocks.
Won likes jinkies, He gets pizza'd on melt whiskeyes, She gets rindy on brindy, Thay heff Bojollie Noovo, We all injoy shampoos, Ewe cone-verse on tha beg wait tellyfawn efter sex points off larger.
Won ticks tha Gerdyane, He is in tha Tiymms, Daddee is in tha Eff Tea, Thay rid tha Endaypendent, She is suuing tha Dillie Male, Ewe slober over paje thwee off tha Sin.
Wonce Daddee iz soamthink in tha sittay, His Daddee iz linded jintree, Wee awl heff tightails and truss-fends, Her Daddee iz a tecks eggs-aisle, There Daddee hase endaypendent meens, Yaw Daddee dwars tha doal.
Won hase a hise in tine, He has a pad in tine, Wee awl heff plaices in tha cantree, She is kippt in Kengsintone, Thay rint a flight in a where-hise in Sant Kaythereines Doke, Ewe heff defellted on yore maw-gauge
Won iz a paytrown orf tha thee-ate-are, He injoys tha opra, Thay injoy tha baylay, She plaice awind, Ewe rint ditty vidjoes.
Won hase a Metwo, He hase a Fuwawi, We all heff Wange Wovres, She creches hair Mawgain, Thay heff a poshe. Ewe heff a piddle bick.
She likes to, Thay lufftwo, Ewe bonk, we bince, Won lice bick and things awf Inglent.
Lhast wike won wars on tha whey fwom tha hise two tha meat in tha wange wovre wen won wars enfawtyouneight enuff two bee dwarn intwo a creche. Jest has won wars gong two sea iff tha whores (won wars towing the whores-bocks off coarse) where okey, won wars acoasted buy a course min, uneeble two mack are centans whith liss tharn thwee fer litter werds eaded.
Off coarse, won head tewhibble tribble oundre-stundin tha narsty liddle min - he wars comb-pleat-lie tha appasight off Porsche - cleelie note won off tha gin-tree. Fawtyouneightly, nether tha whores ore tha hands where engired. Tha wange wovre head a triffic bimp inn tha fwant harf sad whin; note two minceshun a whip inn tha trizzers. Sew won jest head two haave are quack gluess orf shampoos beef-ore count-inyouin two tha meat.
Hit wars thiss liddle epi-sewed thart maid won thing thart are liddle eggsersize in "Hoe Two Torque Appa Claus" wood bee a triffic liddle wees.