Drive Through Cash Point Machines

National Irish Bank have recently announced the arrival of new 'Drive-Through' cash-point machines.
Users will be able to withdraw cash without having to leave their vehicle.
To enable users to utilise this new facility, the following procedures have been drawn up.

Please read the procedure that applies to your gender and remember it for when you first use the machines.

Male Procedure

  1. Drive up to cash machine
  2. Wind down window
  3. Insert card and enter PIN
  4. Enter amount of cash to withdraw
  5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
  6. Wind up window
  7. Drive off

Female Procedure

  1. Drive up to cash machine
  2. Reverse back one metre to align window to machine
  3. Stall engine
  4. Wind down window
  5. Enter handbag and remove make-up bag and locate card
  6. Check make-up in rear view mirror
  7. Attempt to insert card into machine
  8. Open door to allow easier access to machine (due to distance from car) and insert card
  9. Re-enter handbag to find cigarette packet with PIN number written on inside
  10. Insert PIN, press cancel and re-enter PIN
  11. Enter amount of cash to withdraw
  12. Check make-up and hair in rear view mirror
  13. Retrieve cash and receipt
  14. Locate purse and place cash inside
  15. Locate chequebook to file receipt
  16. Check make-up again
  17. Drive forward two metres
  18. Reverse back to cash machine
  19. Retrieve card
  20. Locate cardholder in purse and enter card into slot
  21. Recheck make-up
  22. Restart engine and drive off
  23. Drive for 3 kilometres
  24. Release hand brake