More Knutty Knights Humour

No Explanations, No descriptions, No frills, No Seatbelts.
Just plain and simple Humour. Lots of it.


Original Knutty Knights Humour

In the beginning was The Project (and there is still, as yet, no specification!

Biggles Flies Undone - Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3.

More Amusing Stories from Newspapers

Hoe Two Torque Appa Claus An exercise in perfecting your posh accent. Phonetically written.


Humour Culled from Other Sources

Do not take your husband / boyfriend / partner shopping - This letter tell you why.

Grandchildren - what will they come out with next?

Definitions

The English Language a clarification for foreigners and native speakers alike.

The Value of a Drink

Quotes: Edinburgh Festival's 50 best jokes.

Great washing label.

Great sign,   snapped at Northampton General Hospital.

The home-made advent calendar that you have always wanted.

Newspaper clippings.   All sorts.

If women controlled the world.   A series of 10 pictorial examples.

Hey! Look at the tits on this!

These pictures show that what happens only in certain places.

Thinking of starting a family? Read this Preparation for Parenthood advice sheet first.

The awards for the Man of the Year a pleasure to behold, and a delight to all but the most hardened of feminists.

Quotations.

School Absence Excuse Notes

Heard on the Underground Announcements heard and reported by visitors to the "Going Underground" web site.

Family Misfortunes dumb answers from contestants on the UK quiz show "Family Fortunes".

Ireland's Drive Through Cash Point Machines

Driving Test Answers

Computer Support

Questions asked of Canadian Park Rangers

Children's Proverbs - the children were given the first part of well-known proverbs and asked to complete them.

Airline Announcements

Accident Report Forms those amusing bits from insurance claims, made famous by Jasper Carrott.

Fruit Cake a favourite recipe.

Council Housing Problems: extracts from actual letters sent to various UK councils and housing associations

The Ballad of the Woggler's Moulie. On of the incomprehensible songs of Rambling Syd Rumpo.

Australian Welfare Letters: extracts from actual applicants' letters received by Australian local Welfare Departments.

The Saga of Polly Nomial a story making fun of advanced mathematics.

Bachelor Cooking

How To Screw Up An Interview stories of unusual behaviour by job applicants.

Personalised Trainers it seemed a good idea, until someone wanted "sweatshop" as a personalised ID on their Nike trainers

Directory Enquiries Real conversations directory enquiries operators had with callers.

Blonde Job Interview

American Senators and Congressmen and some of the stupid things they have said to a Washington travel agent.

Rugby players need more motivation. Read how each country can motivate their players.

The T-Shirt you've always wanted.

Irish first aid training.


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