Welfare Letters

• I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I have 7, but one was baptized on half a sheet of paper.
• I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born 2 years old. When do I get my money?
• Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited by the clergy regularly.
• I cannot get sick pay. I have 6 children. Can you tell me why?
• I am glad to report that my husband who was missing is dead.
• This is my 8th child. What are you going to do about it?
• Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I now live with can't eat or do anything until he knows.
• I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my son as illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.
• In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.
• I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 3 children, one of which is a mistake as you can see.
• My husband got his project cut off 2 weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since.
• Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.
• You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make any difference?
• I have no children yet as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night.
• In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
• I want my money as quick as I can get it. I've been in bed with the doctor for 2 weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor.