(The British Military writes OFRs (officer fitness reports). The form used for 
Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. 
The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206s"....) 
* His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. 
* I would not breed from this officer. 
* This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely 
    won't-be. 
* When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change whichever foot
    was previously in there. 
* He would be out of his depth in a car-park puddle. 
* Technically sound, but socially impossible. 
* This Officer reminds me of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic
    pace, but not really going anywhere. 
* This young lady has delusions of adequacy. 
* When he joined my ship, this officer was something of a granny; since then
    he has aged considerably. 
* This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to 
    port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar. 
* Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig. 
* She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 
* He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age. 
* This Officer should go far -- and the sooner he starts, the better. 
* In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet. 
* This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 
* The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship. 
* Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a 
    trap.