Rindercella - A Traditional Tairy Fale

Tunce upon a wime, in a coreign functory, there lived a geautiful birl
whose name was Rindercella.  Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other
and two sigly usters in a hall smouse at the hop of a till, and a
pransome hince ruled the coreign functry.

One day, the pransome hince decided to throw a bancy fall, so he invited
all the people from riles amound, especially the pitch reople.
Rindercella's mugly other and two sigly usters bought drancy fesses to
go to the ball, but Rindercella couldn't go, because all she had to wear
were rirty old dags.  So she cat right down and sried.  while she was
citting there srying, her gairy modfather appeared, and with a wave of
his wagic mand, there appeared a cig boach, and hix white sorses to take
Rindercella to the bancy fall, but the gairy modfather warned
Rindercella to be home by nidmight, or she would purn into a tumpkin.

So, Rindercella went to the bancy fall, and the pransome hince saw her
coming from far off through a widden hindow.  When she arrived, she and
the pransome hince nanced all dight, and they lell in fove.  As they
were dancing, Rindercella noticed the mid clock striking night, so she
staced down the rairs, and when she beached the rottom, she slopped
her dripper.

The dext nay, the pransome hince searched all over the coreign functry
to find the geautiful birl who slopped her dripper.  Finally, he reached
the home of Rindercella.  Rindercella's mugly other tried on the slopped
dripper.  It fidn't dit.  Then Rindercella's two sigly usters tried it
on.  Fidn't dit either.  Then, Rindercella tried it on.  It fid dit!  In
fact, it was exactly the sight rize.  So Rindercella and the pransome
hince got married and hived lappily ever after.

So, the storal of the mory is:  if you want to go to a bancy fall, and
lall in fove with a pransome hince, don't forget to slop your dripper!
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by Joe Murphy 
mujjm@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu