Which mouse was a Roman Emperor ? |
Julius Cheeser. |
What are cold and squeaky ? |
Mice-icles. |
What is nice to mice ? |
A lazy squeak-end. |
What is grey buzzes and eats cheese ? |
A mouse-quito. |
What is white and goes round and round ? |
A mouse in a washing machine. |
Why can`t they milk mice ? |
They don`t make buckets small enough. |
What do angry mice send each other at Christmas ? |
Cross-mouse cards. |
What is small grey and goes at 200mph ? |
A mouse on concorde. |
What do you do if a mouse drowns ? |
Give mouse-to-mouse resssitation. |
| What is grey, four legs and a trunk ? | A mouse going on holiday |
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| What is brown, four legs and a trunk ? | A mouse coming back from his hols. |