What is brown on the top, white on the bottom and goes "eek" ? |
A mouse sitting on an ice cube. |
What is a mouses` favourite game |
Hide and squeak. |
Doctor Doctor, when I close my eyes I see Mickey Mouse |
Don`t worry. You`re just having Disney spells |
When is it bad luck to have a black cat following you ? |
When you`re a mouse. |
What book was written by a mouse ? |
The Thoughts of Mousey Tung. |
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? |
When it`s raining cats and dogs. |
What is the biggest type of mouse in the world ? |
A hippotamouse. |
What goes dot-dot-dot-squeak ? |
Mouse code. |
| What`s the difference between a girl and a mouse ? | One charms he's and the other harms cheese. |
| What's furry, meows and chases mice under water ? | A catfish. |
| Knock Knock ! | Who's there ? |
| Mouse. | Mouse who ? |
| Mouse you be so nosey !! | |
