| Why is it dangerous to put the letter "M" in the freezer? | It turns ice into mice. |
| What do cats prefer for breakfast ? | Mice Crispies. |
| What is the wrst kind of weather for rats and mice ? | Raining cats and dogs.. |
| What animals need oiling ? | Mice cos they squeak. |
| What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse ? | Great holes in the skirting board..  |
A mouse must have three tails. Don`t believe me - then listen. |
| Any mouse has more tails than no mouse. |
| No mouse has two tails. |
| That means that any mouse must have three tails. |
Simple! |
Baby Mouse: Daddy, I don`t like cheese with holes.
Daddy Mouse: Just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the edge of your plate.
| Would you like to play with my pet mouse ? |
| It looks a bit fierce. Does it bite ? |
| Thats what I want to find out.... |
A motorist had the misfortune to run over a womans cat and was extremely apologetic. "I`m really am most terribly sorry, madam", he said "I will of course replace your cat."
"If you like", said the woman, "but are you any good at catching mice?".
| Maurice, why did you put a frog in your sister's bed ? |
| Because I couldn`t catch a mouse. |
