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Knock Knock
Who`s there
Mouse
Mouse-who
Mouse-warming present for you.
| What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant ? | Sir!! |
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| When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? | When its raining cats and dogs. |
| What’s a mouses least favourite record | "What’s up pussy cat" |
| What is a mouse`s favourite record ? | "Please cheese me" |
| What do you get if you cross a mouse with an elephant ? | Enormouse holes in the skirting board. |
| Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? | Micky Moose |
| What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? | Wait by a mouse hole with baited breath. |
| What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? | A mouse organ. |
| Is there a mouse in the house ? | No but theres a moose on the loose |
| How do you save a drowing mouse ? | Use mouse to mouse resuscitation. |
What are crips, like milk and go "eek eek eek" when you eat them ? |
Mice Krispies. |
| What does a twelve pound mouse say to a cat? | Here kitty kitty kitty! |
What squeaks as it solves crimes ? |
Miami Mice |
Why do mice have long tails ? |
Well they`d look pretty silly with long hair. |
What is small furry and brilliant at sword fights ? |
A mouseketeer |
| What do rodents say when they play bingo ? | "Eyes down for a full mouse!" |
| What is small, has a long tail and works with the police | A gerbil shepherd dog |
| What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a shunk ? | Dirty looks from the mouse |
| What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can`t see ? | Three blind mice |
