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These are jokes submitted to us by guests to our website.
Thanks to them - named and anonymouse.
| Q What is grey and lives in a hive? | A. A bee-mouse |
THANKS Jessica - oh be-hive (as someone once said) PS Jessica - your email didn`t work - please send again |
| Q What's grey, buzzes, and eats cheese? A. A mouse - quito |
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THANKS Sammy for bringing this to our attention. |
| Q What did the cat order when he got to the bar? | Coke with mice !!! | Thanks Ellie & Georgia |
| Q. What film do mice dislike the most? | A. A tail of two kitties! | thanks Mike |
| Q: What is a mouse's favourite game? | A: par-cheese-e. | (thanks Jeremy J) |
| Q: Where do mice get their food? | A: A mice-ery store. | |
| (thanks Ashley A) | ||
| Q: Whats furry meows and catches mice under water? | A: A catfish! | |
| Q: Who's the most famous Communist mouse? | A: Mouse Tse Tung | |
| What's a mouse's favourite game show? | CHEESE WHEEL OF FORTUNE! | |
| Who were the 3 bravest mice? | The Mousecutears | |
| How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? | Two, but don`t ask me how they got there!!! | |
| Whats furry meows and catches mice under water? | A catfish!!!!! |
This guy shows up at a lady's house and said "I'm sorry but I just ran over your cat. I will like to replace him." |
| The woman replied, " Ok but how are you at catching mice?" |
Thanks to LuckyDucka (Anna), Paul Fry, Stephanie, Micah, Cassie
Updated 14 October 2001