Request Form

Ask The Kaotes

Right, this is a public service (and something to keep us from getting bored completely shitless). What happens is this:
  1. You, the punter, visit our site, and think that it would be useful or nice for us to write or research something (a ritual, a recipe, some music) especially for you, and for us then to mail it to you and put it up on the site, with or without your name credited on it.
  2. You enter the details of your request on this here form.
  3. We attempt to fulfil it (this will take as long as it takes), or alternatively tell you to fuck off and stop being a stupid twat (this especially applies to people who ask us to 'come to Jesus').
  4. We mail you the results of our research, and also put them up on the site.
Right, is that clear?
Let us begin.


E-mail address (see above):

URL (we're nosey sods):


What Would You Like To Request?
 A Spell or Ritual
A Book Review
A Piece of Music
A Graphic
Information on an Entity
Information on an Animal
Information on an Herb
A Recipe
An Addition to the Site
Other

We will attempt to either write or research anything you request. There may be delays due to, for example, lack of information, or being unable to aquire a book that we've been requested to review.

Further Information
 Here we would like you to give us as much relevant information as you can on what you want us to research. This may be the purpose of a spell and the methods you usually practice, or would like to practice; the details (title, author, ISBN, publisher) of a book you want us to review; the purpose, length, etc. of a piece of music you want written; the name or a description of the herb, animal, or entity you want us to research; the ingredients or origins of a recipe you want us to find or create; you get the idea.

If you want us to research information on a graphic, or other large file, please e-mail it to us at Lilith.Kaos@btinternet.com

You will be e-mailed some time after you have submitted your request, to either confirm that we are working on it or ask for further details. We promise we'll try to ensure that no obnoxious spammers get your address off us.

If you do not want your name to be included when the results of your request are put up on the site check this box. If you want other details (such as the name of a victim or lover) to be edited out, please make a note of this in the details section above.

We will also (reluctantly) answer queries privately. If you really must have the results of your query kept private, check this box.